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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/24/2008 1:26:52 PM   
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Well you see, when a Mommie cookie and a daddy cookie love each other very much... they kidnap a baker...


Lol, that's my last name...   Good guess?

Hmm...



Oh, great cookie god, what, in your oh-so-mighty opinion, is the next cookie flavor the world will be all ga-ga over, besides Chocolate Chip?  Inquiring minds wanna know...


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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/24/2008 1:35:49 PM   
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Well the other day I had a muffin
and while I was eating this muffin I thought of how wonderful a cookie like it would be
so I must say. White chocolate and strawberry



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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/24/2008 2:01:03 PM   
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white chocolate raspberry would be good too, they make really awesome scones!
oh great cookie god, why don't you live in vegas anymore? it would've been nice to hang out with someone who had your sense of humor, but oh well i guess
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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/24/2008 2:03:07 PM   
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If I could find a well paying job in Vegas, I would move back in a heartbeat



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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/24/2008 5:58:18 PM   
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Preferably one that involves IT

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/24/2008 6:11:12 PM   
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ok Cookie God I need advice on making giant soft chocolate chip cookies. A corner store about two and half neighborhoods over makes only a dozen each morning and sells them for .75 cents each. I am not a morning person and thus since moving am totally screwed as my  bf is also not a mornign person and I prefer the cookies when they are fresh only barely warm and not crunchy. they are about 7 or 8 inches across. Veyr big and very tasty. so short of going and askign david to make me up a batch personally every couple of days what should I do

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/24/2008 6:14:18 PM   
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Put them in a warmer, it works wonders.... Failing that, eat pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, they stay warm for weeks! (at least im assuming they do, since around here they are gone within days, sometimes hours)

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/25/2008 12:24:07 AM   
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How bout no bake cookies - there are no ovens for at least well too far for me to go....

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/25/2008 12:25:27 AM   
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24 ounces almond bark
2 cups honey nut oat cereal
2 cups puffed rice cereal
2 cups peanuts
  1. In a microwave-safe bowl, melt almond bark on HIGH about 2 to 3 minutes until soft and creamy.
  2. Add honey nut oat cereal, puffed rice cereal, and peanuts. Stir until completely mixed.
  3. Drop mixture by rounded teaspoons onto wax paper; let cool until firm.
Makes 48 cookies.

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/28/2008 11:27:32 PM   
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I found a pretty good recipe to share... Its for Chocolate cookies!!!
INGREDIENTS
  • 1 (18.25 ounce) package devil's food cake mix
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/2 cup vegetable oil
  • 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
DIRECTIONS
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets.
  2. In a medium bowl, stir together the cake mix, eggs and oil until well blended. Fold in the chocolate chips. Roll the dough into walnut sized balls. Place the cookies 2 inches apart on the cookie sheet.
  3. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before removing to a wire rack to cool completely.


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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/30/2008 10:10:06 AM   
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ok Mr Asher, i know you're the Cookie God but i was just wondering if you  have any good cupcake recipes?
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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/30/2008 1:55:08 PM   
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Oh all knowing cookie God,

Help me understand, what is in an oreo that makes it just so irresistible? Even that commercial where the grandma licked her oreo to orgasm doesnt turn me off of the yummy little things.

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/30/2008 9:52:41 PM   
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Cookie God very interesting do you have a following if so what is this new religion I'd like to know and are u a 501(c)  operation if not let me know I think this is one of the best new religions to come out possibly

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/30/2008 10:19:32 PM   
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Do you have a recipe for pumpkin chocolate chip cookies Mr Asher?? 

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/30/2008 10:24:14 PM   
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I know he has pmpkin just add chocolate chips then

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/31/2008 8:09:42 AM   
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girly, scroll thru the old posts, there are at least two recipes for pumpkin chocolate chip cookies in there. all sorts of other recipes too.
Mr Cookie God Sir, i'd still like to know if you have any good cupcake recipes.
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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/31/2008 8:20:02 AM   
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I have no good cupcake recipies, unfortnately...
Oreos are so irresistable because they are made up of mostly midi-chlorians
And Yes, this is the new religion, The Religion of Cookie! At some point Ill get around to writing more gospels than just the one on my myspace page

And there are two recipies for Pumpkin-chocolate cookies on here that I have tested and found to be worthy


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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/31/2008 9:40:52 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

I have gotten many questions and as such now provide a forum for them. Here you may ask me, The God of Cookiedom all those cookie-related questions that have been rattling around your skull for ages now!



i found the cookie monster's website ;)

http://www.northpole.com/Kitchen/Cookbook/MissingRecipe.html

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 2/7/2008 7:50:42 AM   
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ok mr Cookie God, i need a good cookie recipe to make cookie pops for valentines day.
unfortunately, the kids i'm making it for have at least one instance of diabetes and a couple of allergies. so, do you have any allergen free recipes? preferably chocolate of course
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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 2/7/2008 7:26:28 PM   
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Oh great Cookie God tell me.  What happens when the cookie crumbles?

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