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FirmhandKY -> Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:05:55 PM)
Please respond. The church of Domiguy really wants to know. [:D][:D] Firm

kittinSol -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:10:10 PM)
Only one person can answer this. Perhaps if we collectively think of him really hard, he will appear to us. Help us, Domi Guy Kenobi, thou art our only hope.

FirmhandKY -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:23:53 PM)
Darn. Thread moved almost instantly to Random Studity! Will I receive the Wrath of Mod? [:)] Firm

kittinSol -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:25:39 PM)
One thing's for sure: we'll all watch with interest [sm=tongue.gif] .

Jeffff -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:26:27 PM)
Waits..... for the one tuwe moderated one Jeff

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:27:27 PM)
The forums without Moderator11 is like well........ A Shark without water.

CalifChick -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:28:01 PM)
Surely I am not the only one who finds a thread being moved to Random Stupidity to be a special kind of a "comment", if you will, from Miss Mod? Cali

mnottertail -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:29:25 PM)
It has been set 'adrift'. Captain Ahab

Jeffff -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:31:38 PM)
ummmmmm not moderator..... moderaTION...:) Jeff

Jeffff -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:32:50 PM)
actualy... where else would you put it?

kittinSol -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:33:42 PM)
Firm, we just shamefully hijacked your thread. We beg for your forgiveness. Is moderation a gift? Yes. Much like submission, which is a show of giftitude from a slutsub to her domdom, moderation is like precious water in this forsaken world of dessicated pixels. I am grateful for the gift of moderation, and I worship at the feet of its first martyr, the guy. I shall erect (ahem, ahem) a statue in the honour of the guy. Let us all worthless miscreants throw ourselves at his unguent embalmed feet (when the erection of the statue has been completed, in the meantime we can thank you, Firm, for providing us with shark fin soup).

lauren0221 -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:36:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol (when the erection of the statue has been completed, in the meantime we can thank you, Firm, for providing us with shark fin soup). Am I the only one getting a rather interesting image?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:38:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff ummmmmm not moderator..... moderaTION...:) Jeff Well, the Moderator is a gift. ModeraTION ?????? I've never been able to eat just one.

CalifChick -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:39:27 PM)
HELLO! Stay on topic people. Sheesh. I'll show you a gift. Cali

hejira92 -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:39:57 PM)
Yes. Moderation is a gift only to be bestowed upon one truly deserving of it. One who has proven to be trustworthy and honest. One who has studied at the OTDU (One Twue Dom University) and has all kinds of recommendations and referrals from the Grand Poo-Baa of Dungeon Masters. Moderation is not a lifestyle choice. It is an inborn trait, not to be denied. Some come to their moderation later in life, but for all who find it, it is the ultimate blessing and peace. If you are lucky enough to experience moderation, thank any gods available and never, never, take moderation for granted. [;)]

kittinSol -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:41:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lauren0221 quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol (when the erection of the statue has been completed, in the meantime we can thank you, Firm, for providing us with shark fin soup). Am I the only one getting a rather interesting image? No, my child, you are not the only one whose head is filling up with images of sexual filth and domishlongs :-) . Isn't Moderatism a beautiful fang?

FirmhandKY -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:41:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Firm, we just shamefully hijacked your thread. We beg for your forgiveness. Is moderation a gift? Yes. Much like submission, which is a show of giftitude from a slutsub to her domdom, moderation is like precious water in this forsaken world of dessicated pixels. I am grateful for the gift of moderation, and I worship at the feet of its first martyr, the guy. I shall erect (ahem, ahem) a statue in the honour of the guy. Let us all worthless miscreants throw ourselves at his unguent embalmed feet (when the erection of the statue has been completed, in the meantime we can thank you, Firm, for providing us with shark fin soup). No forgiveness is needed for no sin has occurred My furball of enlightenment, high priestess of "The Guy". I have pleaded our case for "The Guy" to grace us with his silence, his (awaiting) Approval. Bows down in reverence And farts. Firm

domiguy -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:53:25 PM)
Is moderation a gift? How often have the scholars debated this question? Many of you are not ready mentally or physically to enter the halls of moderation. It takes a discipline and a resolve rarely seen online today. There have been many before me that have attempted to lend a hand to his fellow man but were only met with ridicule and disdain. You look upon moderation as common place nothing to get excited about something I can do later...But I ask, "Where would you be without it? Sure you can wait ...Moderation will always be here...But will you?" Ever since I reached the sacred shores of CM I have preached the laws and rules of Moderation. Domiguy 2:11... "do what you will but just don't go fucking crazy!...My message was not widely accepted and I was banished. My last resolve is to pray that there will come a day that my posts will be unearthed by a future generation that is not so intolerant to the truth. A world free of persecution. Where Domiguys and gals can post at will and feel free to fuck in any fashion that makes the Domiguys of tomorrow pleased. Much as Prometheus gave mankind the gift of fire, and also taught mankind how to make and use tools. I have chose a similar path... He was chained to a mountain by Zeus, and every day, a vulture would peck and eat his liver, and every night, his liver would heal again so that he could endure that pain every single day....Prometheus got off easy. I am the light...One ride on the Domidong has freed many a sub from the despair of an uncaring world and the curiousity of what it feels like to have plundered her holiest of holes. All things are accounted for within the pages of "The Book Of Balance." It is the holiest and wisest of all texts. Come to Domiguy.

CalifChick -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 2:59:16 PM)
And like a vision from above, he appears. Cali

brainiacsub -> RE: Is Moderation a Gift? (2/4/2008 3:03:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY Darn. Thread moved almost instantly to Random Studity! Will I receive the Wrath of Mod? [:)] Firm Yeah Firm, I don't think this was right. There was nothing random about it.

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