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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:30:56 PM   
subtee


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Just slip out the back Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:32:20 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		Thank heaven for little girls
for little girls get bigger every day!
Thank heaven for little girls
they grow up in the most delightful way!
Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
one day will flash and send you crashin' thru the ceilin'
Thank heaven for little girls
thank heaven for them all,
no matter where no matter who
for without them, what would little boys do?
Thank heaven... thank heaven...
Thank heaven for little girls!

Maurice Chevalier

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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:32:29 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Don't kid yourself... the truth is wayyy overrated.

Cali


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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:33:06 PM   
seeksfemslave


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What the hell is this thread about ?

By the way if anbody cares to invest I have a sure fire way of "winning" on the stock market. 100K minimum OK ? 65% management fees. Carnt lose. It must be good.

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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:34:18 PM   
Jeffff


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
Don't kid yourself... the truth is wayyy overrated.
Cali


Thats what I call My dick.....so I can Yell.." You can't handle the truth!!!"
just like Jack Nicholson

Jeff

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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:34:45 PM   
lronitulstahp


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Thank heaven for little girls
for little girls get bigger every day!
Thank heaven for little girls
they grow up in the most delightful way!
Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
one day will flash and send you crashin' thru the ceilin'
Thank heaven for little girls
thank heaven for them all,
no matter where no matter who
for without them, what would little boys do?
Thank heaven... thank heaven...
Thank heaven for little girls!

Maurice Chevalier
Nazi sympathizers are just what this thread was missing....(but gosh i lovelovelove Gigi!!!!)
~PC slut

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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:35:27 PM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Thats what I call My dick.....so I can Yell.." You can't handle the truth!!!"
just like Jack Nicholson


So THAT'S what you were saying the other day on cam....  Sheesh.  I want captions next time.

Cali


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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:36:38 PM   
Jeffff


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QuislingDom

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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:37:54 PM   
Jeffff


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Thats what I call My dick.....so I can Yell.." You can't handle the truth!!!"
just like Jack Nicholson


So THAT'S what you were saying the other day on cam....  Sheesh.  I want captions next time.

Cali



Well I suppose...........if I got a wide angle cam... there Might be room for captions

Fellini

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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:39:22 PM   
lusciouslips19


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Don't kid yourself... the truth is wayyy overrated.

Cali



I agree!

By the way, you havent changed a bit since high school.


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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:43:43 PM   
lronitulstahp


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

You don't like Maurice?

QuislingDom
what really matters here is that i like You...
~diplomatic slut

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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:47:37 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		All dames are alike: they reach down your throat and they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, step on it with their high heels, spit on it, shove it in the oven and cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and serve it to you and then expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it was delicious."
 
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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:48:05 PM   
kittinSol


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sub_terfuge

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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:49:36 PM   
lronitulstahp


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Status: offline 		Sailors, Seabees and Marines:
We got sunlight on the sand,
We got moonlight on the sea,
We got mangoes and bananas
You can pick right off the tree,
We got volleyball and ping-pong
And a lot of dandy games!
What ain't we got?
We ain't got dames!

We get packages from home,
We get movies, we get shows,
We get speeches from our skipper
And advice from Tokyo Rose,
We get letters doused with perfume
We get dizzy from the smell!
What don't we get?
You know darn well!

We have nothin' to put on a clean white suit for
What we need is what there ain't no substitute for...

There is nothin' like a dame,
Nothin' in the world,
There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame!

We feel restless, we feel blue,
We feel lonely and in grief,
We feel ev'ry kind of feelin',
But the feelin' of relief
We feel hungry as the wolf felt
When he met Red Hiding-hood
What don't we feel?
We don't feel good!

Lots of things in life are beautiful, but brother,
There is one particular thing that is nothin' whatsoever
In any way, shape or form like any other.

There is nothin' like a dame,
Nothin' in the world,
There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame!

Nothin' else was built the same,
Nothin' in the world
As the soft and wavy frame
Like the silhouette of a dame!

There is absolutely nothin' like a frame of a dame.

So suppose that dame and bride
Are completely free from flaws,
Or as faithful as a bird dog,
Or as kind as Santa Claus,
It's a waste of time to worry
Over things that they have not,
We're thankful for the things they got!

There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame!

There are no books like a dame,
And nothin' looks like a dame.
There are no drinks like a dame,
And nothin' thinks like a dame,
Nothin' acts like a dame,
Or attracts like a dame.
There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
That can't be cured by pullin' him near
A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame!

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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:53:13 PM   
lusciouslips19


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

All dames are alike: they reach down your throat and they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, step on it with their high heels, spit on it, shove it in the oven and cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and serve it to you and then expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it was delicious."
 
Rigby Reardon


And help with the dishes.

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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:55:13 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song
I've heard a rumour from Ground Control
Oh no, don't say it's true

They got a message
from the Action Man
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved
all I've needed to love
Sordid details following

The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls
in synthesis and I
Ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick but the planet it's glowing

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's
a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

Time and again I tell myself
I'll stay clean tonight
But the little green wheels are following me
Oh no, not again
I'm stuck with a valuable friend
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too"
One flash of light
but no smoking pistol

I never done good things
I never done bad things
I never did anything out of the blue,
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now


My mother said
to get things done
You'd better not mess
with Major Tom




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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 3:59:41 PM   
lronitulstahp


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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Yes, but what about Ron?

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzBrxj-Gjo         In my mind Ron is Shaft...and that ain't small change....
~coffy

< Message edited by lronitulstahp -- 3/4/2008 4:35:11 PM >

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RE: The truth - 3/4/2008 4:01:55 PM   
kittinSol


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Status: offline 		Oh! I LOVE this :-) . I even have it on vid. A really old vid. Ultimate class. You're right. It is Ron. Sleek. Smooth. Slinkkkeeeeyyyyy... that clarinette... that's what does it :-) .

< Message edited by kittinSol -- 3/4/2008 4:03:43 PM >

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