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ORIGINAL: Sanity


Lawyer SWAT team are headed to the Gulf right now because they care so much:

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Lawyers flock to Gulf Coast for oil spill lawsuits


MIAMI — Teams of lawyers from around the nation are mobilizing for a gargantuan legal battle over the massive Gulf Coast oil spill, filing multiple lawsuits in recent days that together could dwarf the half-billion dollars awarded in the Exxon Valdez disaster two decades ago.

If the oil slick fouls popular beaches, ruins fisheries and disrupts traffic on the Mississippi River, attorneys say there could be hundreds of thousands of plaintiffs from Texas to Florida seeking monetary damages from oil producer BP PLC and other companies that ran the Transocean Deepwater Horizon drilling rig.

At least 26 federal lawsuits have been filed since the spill by commercial fishermen, charter boat captains, resort management companies and individual property owners in Louisiana, Florida, Alabama and Mississippi. Many of the suits claim the disaster was caused when workers for oil services contractor Halliburton Inc. improperly capped a well — a process known as cementing. Halliburton denied that. Investigators are still looking into the cause.


Full article here

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ORIGINAL: ThatDaveGuy69

Tazz: did you really say that oil is heavier than water?
Why do you think there is an oil slick? It's because it floats!
More specifically, the oil pouring into the Gulf has a lower mass density than the seawater and therefore rises to the top.

New rule: Every lawyer who wants to "help" the residents must serve a minimum of 40 hour on the clean-up effort before talking to anyone about any legal action.

~Dave