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RaptorJesus Worship Services - 8/4/2010 9:46:38 AM

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RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services - 8/5/2010 11:19:21 PM

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This is very brilliant, very brilliant indeed.

What is true submissions you ask? True submission is going extinct for the sins of the world. That's why I'm listed as a submissive. I am the lamb of God. A lamb in raptor-clothes disguise essentially.

Well, a lamb with talons used to occasionally eviscerate lambs and devour their innards.

Mmm.... lamb.

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RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services - 8/5/2010 11:33:41 PM

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I will be attending services:

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RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services - 8/5/2010 11:38:20 PM

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I am the lamb of God.

So I can call you lambchopraptorjesuswiththeterrifyinglytantalizingtalons?

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RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services - 8/6/2010 8:25:13 AM

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i might have stayed a christian.
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RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services - 8/6/2010 8:28:55 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus
I am the lamb of God.

So I can call you lambchopraptorjesuswiththeterrifyinglytantalizingtalons?

You may call me whatever you'd like, little lady.

I'd prefer you add Overlord before it, but that's nitpicking.

Those talons ARE tantalizing though :D

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RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services - 8/7/2010 10:35:46 AM

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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

This is very brilliant, very brilliant indeed.

What is true submissions you ask? True submission is going extinct for the sins of the world. That's why I'm listed as a submissive. I am the lamb of God. A lamb in raptor-clothes disguise essentially.

Well, a lamb with talons used to occasionally eviscerate lambs and devour their innards.

Mmm.... lamb.

Oh raptorJesus, you are such a walking contradiction. And so scaley.

And toothy.

Also, I think I love you.

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RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services - 8/7/2010 2:58:47 PM

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Thank you. Love is what fuels me.

Love and the flesh of heretics.

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RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services - 8/9/2010 1:07:52 PM

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I love you

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RE: RaptorJesus Worship Services - 8/18/2010 7:22:21 PM

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