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RE: The meeting - 2/10/2011 1:52:42 AM   
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This is so phucking funny!   Sadly, it's all the funnier, because it's sooooooooo familiar.     M

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RE: The meeting - 2/10/2011 2:50:32 AM   
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Priceless.

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RE: The meeting - 2/10/2011 3:11:26 AM   
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ETA - Oh gawd, I've got a terrible urge now to call every femdom I know 'Mistress', in exactly that tone of voice.


Not me Peon, I have studied the film a few times and it has all sunken in. From now on all the Lovely Mistresses on here shall be henceforth known as "Janice"

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RE: The meeting - 2/10/2011 5:37:00 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

ETA - Oh gawd, I've got a terrible urge now to call every femdom I know 'Mistress', in exactly that tone of voice.


Not me Peon, I have studied the film a few times and it has all sunken in. From now on all the Lovely Mistresses on here shall be henceforth known as "Janice"



Excellent.

I vote that LNT's clip be stuck in with the advice at the top of the forum here. I mean, it pretty much does encapsulate the problems, doesn't it? People who don't read words might just watch a funny vid instead. Well, everything's worth trying.

And the person who made it needs a good round of applause.

'Mistress'. I'm actually going around my home, saying that repeatedly, like a robot. *Chuckle*.

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RE: The meeting - 2/10/2011 7:10:28 AM   
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too funny...

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RE: The meeting - 2/10/2011 8:25:01 AM   
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So these meetings are really like this? eeeg... with the eels too?


Presumably the creator didn't want to make the movie X rated, and substituted silliness for the much more graphically detailed sexual requests that are usual in those circumstances.  But yeah, it's frickin' spot-on. 

I wish I knew who made this movie; I would congratulate them heartily.  Or accuse them of tapping my emails, one or the other.  LOL


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RE: The meeting - 2/10/2011 8:48:17 AM   
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RE: The meeting - 2/10/2011 9:05:57 AM   
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That was funny

Ty LadyNTrainer

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RE: The meeting - 2/10/2011 5:42:17 PM   
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It's sad how accurate that is.... maybe I'll cook up one for the opposite sex.

"No, I don't do any of that, you can't tie me up, and you should never hit a woman, even with a paddle. I just want someone to pay my bills cause I send them naked pictures online and talk dirty via text." -etc.

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RE: The meeting - 2/10/2011 6:49:27 PM   
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Love it!  Hits the nail on the head for sure.

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RE: The meeting - 2/11/2011 1:54:55 AM   
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My profile: refer to me as Ma'am or Ms (since you don't know my name is Janice yet).
Him:

"can you call me mistress?"

quote:

You're only allowed if you do the little dance.
I have to admit, I liked the little dancer.    M


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RE: The meeting - 2/11/2011 5:38:41 PM   
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Oh that was hilarious! I showed it to Master too and He thought it was almost too true to be funny! Thank You LnT for pointing us to that ...

Maam Jay aka violet[A] still chuckling

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RE: The meeting - 2/11/2011 6:46:59 PM   
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OMG!! That's so frickin funny!!!

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RE: The meeting - 2/12/2011 8:02:32 AM   
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RE: The meeting - 2/13/2011 2:25:03 PM   
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Thank You Ma'am for posting "the Meeting" it is hilarious.  The "no name" truly WAS ONLY there for Her(.ha ha )never heard a word She said did he? sounds like a true "do me submissive"

Thanks again for this So funny.

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RE: The meeting - 2/14/2011 8:50:24 PM   
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Dammit. I shared this with my family, and my secondary is now calling me "Mistress Janice Mistress" in that robotic voice and telling me that he does not wish to be spanked or tied up, he just wants a llama and a bucket of eels. And I'm cracking up too hard to beat him properly.

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RE: The meeting - 2/14/2011 8:54:49 PM   
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Seriously, LNT, what did you expect to happen after sharing something this funny??? 

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RE: The meeting - 2/14/2011 9:02:49 PM   
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If he doesn't watch it I'll make him dress like a chef and cornhole him with a rolling pin. LOL

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RE: The meeting - 2/18/2011 7:00:07 PM   
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After the week I've had that was just what I needed. I laughed my A** off.

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RE: The meeting - 2/18/2011 8:20:11 PM   
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Hey! I know that guy! Don't we all!

This is so funny! Thanks for posting the link.






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