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If you are ever kidnapped


call the FBI
  12% (13)
Start a thread about it
  9% (10)
Activate the microchip that is implanted in my brain for GPS direction
  5% (6)
Go fuck your self
  3% (4)
Go fuck someone else
  4% (5)
tap tap tap
  23% (25)
Send in the clowns
  7% (8)
Call Ron-he is the expert
  11% (12)
Ignore my pleas for help, I am enjoying my self.
  9% (10)
Head to west by gawd virginny, that is where twue slaves go
  4% (5)
Call the men in the white coats, cause I have lost my fucking mind
  6% (7)


Total Votes : 105
(last vote on : 11/26/2012 4:24:45 PM)
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If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 8:58:13 AM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		and somehow manage to message one of us on here to let you know of your condition, please indicate what action you would like for us to take.

Initial and please remember, this is a legally binding contract!

If you would like an action taken, that I have somehow forgotten to offer as an option, please let me know so I can add it.

We, as a community, have to take care of each other!!!!!!!!!!!!

multiple selections allowed, but, you agree to not hold anyone here accountable for the order that we decide to go in.

< Message edited by JstAnotherSub -- 7/9/2012 9:04:33 AM >

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:00:03 AM   
crazyml


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Status: offline 		We really need "Advice on Kidnap" put in some FAQ at the top.

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:01:27 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:03:06 AM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		Ok you two, since you are refusing to initial your reply, don't cry when I don't fucking save yer asses!!!!

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:03:55 AM   
kalikshama


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Status: offline 		I voted "Ignore my pleas for help, I am enjoying myself."

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:04:30 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


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Status: offline 		I choose five different options; here are my choices:

start thread
activate GPS
tap tap tap
send in the clowns
head to gawd virginny

I think these choices cover all the bases; we all have to be alert and prepared for these horrendous kidnappers !!




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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:05:00 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		I refuse to put my signature (or initials) to any document that my legal representative has not approved.

*snerk*

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:06:01 AM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		Well, when the kidnappers are cutting out your tongue, I hope you are proud of that choice missy!

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:06:38 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


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From: The t'aint of the Midwest -- Indiana
Status: offline 		Hey wait !!

If I get kidnapped with ML and Greedy, I'm not so sure I *need* rescue !!

Do we get to pick our co-victims, please please?



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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:06:46 AM   
SylvereApLeanan


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Status: offline 		Tap taptaptap taptap tappitytaptaaaap.

(Translation: Please send Ron.)

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:08:39 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


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quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

Well, when the kidnappers are cutting out your tongue, I hope you are proud of that choice missy!


You almost made me pee my pants !!


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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:10:56 AM   
JstAnotherSub


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt


quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

Well, when the kidnappers are cutting out your tongue, I hope you are proud of that choice missy!


You almost made me pee my pants !!


Only almost?

I feel like such a fucking failure!

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:11:24 AM   
kalikshama


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quote:

Do we get to pick our co-victims, please please?


The hell with the co-victims, I want to pick the kidnappers!

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:14:30 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


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quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

Do we get to pick our co-victims, please please?


The hell with the co-victims, I want to pick the kidnappers!



True, picking only the co-victims is soooo fail.

<hangs head in shame>



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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:15:44 AM   
OsideGirl


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Status: offline 		How the hell am I supposed to choose just one?

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:16:26 AM   
pyschosubmission


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quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

The hell with the co-victims, I want to pick the kidnappers!


Pick the kidnappers?!? Pffft where's your sense of romance? :P

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:19:27 AM   
JstAnotherSub


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

How the hell am I supposed to choose just one?


multiple selections allowed, but, you agree to not hold anyone here accountable for the order that we decide to go in.

< Message edited by JstAnotherSub -- 7/9/2012 9:20:48 AM >

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:21:46 AM   
crazyml


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Hey wait !!

If I get kidnapped with ML and Greedy, I'm not so sure I *need* rescue !!

Do we get to pick our co-victims, please please?




Oh fuck me... five minutes with the three of us and the poor bastards will be offering our nearest and dearest money to take us back.



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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:21:53 AM   
OsideGirl


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Status: offline 		Start a thread about Tap Tap Tap, then tell Ron I'll give him a blow job if he finds me.......

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RE: If you are ever kidnapped - 7/9/2012 9:23:28 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


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From: The t'aint of the Midwest -- Indiana
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quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyml


quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Hey wait !!

If I get kidnapped with ML and Greedy, I'm not so sure I *need* rescue !!

Do we get to pick our co-victims, please please?




Oh fuck me... five minutes with the three of us and the poor bastards will be offering our nearest and dearest money to take us back.




Truer words were never spoken !!


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