If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile

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OsideGirl -> If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 11:56:09 AM)
There are times when I read a profile, that I wish they could actually experience what they're looking for....and realize what it really is. It would be something like this: Day 1: Woohoo! I found someone that wants to keep me caged 24/7 and just be taken out for sex. I'm so excited that it's making me insanely horny! Day 2: I slept in my cage last night and have spent most of the day in here. I was out for a little bit to perform oral sex, but didn't get to have an orgasm. But, that's okay cuz I'm still really excited. Day 3: I'm still in the cage. My knees and back are really starting to hurt and the bucket that I go to the bathroom in is starting to really stink. I was let out to perform oral sex again, but I didn't get anything. I'm kind of disappointed. Day 4: I'm cold, sore, and the bathroom smell is making me sick. Plus all I do is give that asshole oral sex and not once have I had an orgasm. Day 5: This sucks. I want out.

TheLilSquaw -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:11:56 PM)
[sm=LMAO.gif] I think the same thing all the time!

needlesandpins -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:15:29 PM)
pure class! needles

ServosCor -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:17:41 PM)
Yea.........but it works so well in my fantasys!.................. It's like anything else.........people 'think' they know what they want but they don't have a clue! ( I get this often due to my business.... folks want a "high drive bad ass protection dog"..... when what they can handle and what they need is a big teddybear dog who will woof and look the part. >

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:20:34 PM)
What, it would work for me cause I would get chocolate cake 24/7... mmm, chocolate cake...

TNDommeK -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:21:06 PM)
Or this one... I have just been kidnapped, my mistress is taking me down to Mexico to have my penis cut off and making me a real sissy. But that got interrupted by the police arresting her because my family filed a missing person report and she was charged with kidnapping.

ServosCor -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:22:59 PM)
geez Dark Feather.............. I just had a change of fantasys! I'm with you! LOL

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:28:56 PM)
And don't forget the sprinkles, everything tastes better with sprinkles

DaddySatyr -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:35:00 PM)
Hang on. You mean you ladies don't like to be caged cum dumpsters? Seriously, though, I run into stuff like this ALL THE TIME. I don't know if it's any more prevelent since "50 Shades of Shit" but it certainly seems to be. What I've really noticed is more of an attitude of (I would say "people" but I don't interact with men in this way) ladies, looking for their very own FDS. What is really amusing is that my profile makes it pretty clear that I'm really not into very extreme stuff so, why they would be approaching me (other than not really reading my profile) is beyond me. Peace and comfort, Michael

mnottertail -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:36:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK Or this one... I have just been kidnapped, my mistress is taking me down to Mexico to have my penis cut off and making me a real sissy. But that got interrupted by the police arresting her because my family filed a missing person report and she was charged with kidnapping. Are the mexicans some really expert peener parters; or what?

TheLilSquaw -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:37:01 PM)
I once had a fantasy that it would be GREAT to be forced to gag on a cock until I vomited. OMG! Do not try this at home! I ended up with vomit all over me, in my hair, down my chest, all over his cock and lower half. And the bed was covered in vomit. Lol So was not sexy!!!

ServosCor -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:41:00 PM)
Lil Squaw....... That sort of thing happened to ummmmm errrrrrr a friend, yea that's it ....a friend of mine. While it was not necessarily xxxmyxxx errrr HER fantasy, it happened, unexpectedly.......and yes it was messy and NO .........not fun or sexy. Thank God """they"""" were in the shower at the time. *wink**

TheLilSquaw -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:45:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ServosCor Lil Squaw....... That sort of thing happened to ummmmm errrrrrr a friend, yea that's it ....a friend of mine. While it was not necessarily xxxmyxxx errrr HER fantasy, it happened, unexpectedly.......and yes it was messy and NO .........not fun or sexy. Thank God """they"""" were in the shower at the time. *wink** It was MY fantasy. Truth is, I love to gag on cock and had heard how other women would vomit. And complain about it. I though oh.. that sounds hot. And and it wasn't sexy.. It wasn't hot... And and... it was messy and nasty and and and ...

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:46:28 PM)
Speaking as a guy, I have no problem with the whole choking, gagging, vomiting fantasy (specifying I would be on the receiving end, I know how some of you think)

TheLilSquaw -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:48:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather Speaking as a guy, I have no problem with the whole choking, gagging, vomiting fantasy (specifying I would be on the receiving end, I know how some of you think) So you would like to be covered in vomit? Lol

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:51:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather Speaking as a guy, I have no problem with the whole choking, gagging, vomiting fantasy (specifying I would be on the receiving end, I know how some of you think) So you would like to be covered in vomit? Lol Oh, I could tell you stories of the many things I have been covered in, all in the pursuit of sexual gratification

Marc2b -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:54:18 PM)
quote: There are times when I read a profile, that I wish they could actually experience what they're looking for....and realize what it really is. I've said it before and I'll say it again... it is easy to spot the profiles that were written before the orgasm.

TheLilSquaw -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 12:56:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather Oh, I could tell you stories of the many things I have been covered in, all in the pursuit of sexual gratification Now I am curious!!!

Darkfeather -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 1:03:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather Oh, I could tell you stories of the many things I have been covered in, all in the pursuit of sexual gratification Now I am curious!!! You sure, heh?. Well, there was this time when I had my ex tied arms over and after administering a punishment enema. About the time I was tying up the legs, well you can guess what happened. Good news being I was looking/tying around the waist and hips at the time so avoided a face full

TheLilSquaw -> RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in their profile (1/31/2013 1:05:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather You sure, heh?. Well, there was this time when I had my ex tied arms over and after administering a punishment enema. About the time I was tying up the legs, well you can guess what happened. Good news being I was looking/tying around the waist and hips at the time so avoided a face full LMFCAO

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