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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/10/2015 8:44:31 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		What every place that sells condoms is a press of some sort. Insert material for condom, insert penis, press down. Insta-condom for every dick size. Enter data, kinda like fingerprint database, can then be ordered in your specific size wherever you go.

Can you tell I'm going on very little sleep, not that this is new!

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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/10/2015 8:54:04 PM   
quizzicalkitten


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Status: offline 		Per The magic of youtube.... condoms in europe are required to hold 18 liters of air before breaking.... dude my thigh could fit in a condom that stretched...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4EmLvzmTHA

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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/10/2015 9:06:24 PM   
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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/11/2015 7:29:51 PM   
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http://greatist.com/play/how-pick-best-condom?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=opengraph&utm_campaign=how-pick-best-condom

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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/11/2015 7:40:59 PM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

More useful info!

http://greatist.com/play/how-pick-best-condom?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=opengraph&utm_campaign=how-pick-best-condom

Excerpt: "men wearing ill-fitting condoms were almost twice as likely to remove their protection before sex was over than their counterparts wearing proper fitting ones"

When a rubber is so tight, it squeezes the blood back out, you go soft. When a rubber is so thick you can't feel anything, that doesn't help either... but that was ages ago. They make thin ones now.

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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/11/2015 7:41:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GoddessManko

Life is very hard for crumpets, with his ginormous penis and abnormally large tongue, hehe. (Sorry, couldn't resist).

I'm still chuckling over this. . . and the sad part is, it's probably true.

But, you know what they say, nature compensates in other ways, like in lack of stature, lack of charm, or by being clueless to the fact that all the penises and tongues in the world are meaningless when you can't even hold onto a woman long enough to not have to wear a condom with her anymore.

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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/11/2015 7:45:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

More useful info!

http://greatist.com/play/how-pick-best-condom?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=opengraph&utm_campaign=how-pick-best-condom

Excerpt: "men wearing ill-fitting condoms were almost twice as likely to remove their protection before sex was over than their counterparts wearing proper fitting ones"

When a rubber is so tight, it squeezes the blood back out, you go soft. When a rubber is so thick you can't feel anything, that doesn't help either... but that was ages ago. They make thin ones now.



I'm just here to outline his options. But unfortunately I think it is too little too late. (Pun intended? maybe? idk- I'm maintaining- dicks are weird...)

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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/11/2015 8:08:59 PM   
ResidentSadist


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........ I'm maintaining- dicks are weird......

Ya' know, if that was the first reply, I think you could have saved us 8 pages of comments.




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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/11/2015 8:12:44 PM   
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my guy wears magnums. He kept breaking regular ones and making jokes about my vagina having teeth or chewing it up. They don't fall off or leak, thankfully.

But I wouldn't say its fear inducing either. I'm not sure WHY they fit better.

Dicks are weird...




^ It was my second reply. But its still on the first page. I tried, really.

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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/12/2015 1:27:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
What every place that sells condoms is a press of some sort. Insert material for condom, insert penis, press down. Insta-condom for every dick size. Enter data, kinda like fingerprint database, can then be ordered in your specific size wherever you go.

Can you tell I'm going on very little sleep, not that this is new!


There's a guy trying to do something like that with spray on condoms: http://content.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1832445,00.html

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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/12/2015 10:45:43 AM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
What every place that sells condoms is a press of some sort. Insert material for condom, insert penis, press down. Insta-condom for every dick size. Enter data, kinda like fingerprint database, can then be ordered in your specific size wherever you go.

Can you tell I'm going on very little sleep, not that this is new!


There's a guy trying to do something like that with spray on condoms: http://content.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1832445,00.html

That looks like a user error waiting to happen. Wonder of you could spray that in her gape and make a sheath?

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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/12/2015 2:59:37 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		No RS, it's for men who seem to be soooo concerned about ill-fitting condoms. Whether it be for size, girth or crooked dicks. No skin off my nose, Mister Man & I are fluid bonded, don't have to worry about those pesky thingies. I don't know, IMO, if such a ruckus is being raised because of their beloved manhood or if they think we need to be advised of their size.

I'll always remember being told if they say it's not the size, it's the motion of the of the ocean, run the other way, fast as a bunny.

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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/12/2015 3:22:46 PM   
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RE: Why are prophylactics almost always not sized corre... - 3/15/2015 7:01:12 PM   
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Smile.

You didn't need one picture to share that. Amazing isn't it?

Now that you have spoken your piece about your post, a removed post and a moderator action, lets move on please.


Listen you....I'm tired of this shit.....I'll have you KNOW that (I agree with everything you say).

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