mastercreeker
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A tenderfoot was setting up his camp during an elk hunting expedition in the mountains, when his guide stumbled back from cutting firewood with his leg nearly severed. "My ax slipped", explained the grizzled old man as he calmly poured whiskey into the gaping wound. The newbie watched in horror as the old man preceeded to stitch the wound back together. "How can you be so calm?" the youngster practically shouted. "Waaal, boy, no need to get yourself in a knot, why this'n is only the third worst time I've been banged up out her. The second worst was when I lost my footing on a slope an got my balls caught in a bear trap". Imagining that terrible scenerio, the kid blurted out, "what could possibly be worst than that????". The old guide didn't even look up as he replied "The @#$%&! trap done run outta chain:".
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