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Dangerously funny animal encounters - 5/9/2007 12:06:59 PM   
nyrisa


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Please feel free to add any other similar stories or links. This is one I laughed myself silly over, some years back.

"When deer attack", 911 recording

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6bfqtrNkho

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RE: Dangerously funny animal encounters - 5/9/2007 8:45:15 PM   
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I heard something like this on cassette tape many years ago. That tape was supposedly legit, I mean with a guy in law enforcement recording it. At least that was what it was purported to be. I mean a guy comes home from work with a tape and says "Listen to this call we got". It may or may not have been real.

There were differences, in the old version the guy was in a phone booth at a Mobil station which was closed, and there were four dogs. There was no neck biting but the deer woke up just the same. Kicked the back window out of the guy's Caddilac snd was putting dents in it from the inside. Meantime, he got out the car but there were dogs, either strays or maybe even patrolling the gas station. Whatever it was it was different. There as alot less cussing in that one.

Another big one in our circle of people was 'Cement Man'. This brainiac helped someone move a dead body, which was in a block of cement. Obviously killed. The guy originally called victims of violent crimes,, because he got a hernia helping move it. Since it was a violent crime (premeditated murder usually qualifies), the guy was complicit after the fact at the very least, but he called anyway. He said "My balls stuck out, the dude didn't put no handholds on it or nothing". Now this one was puported to be from an FBI agent. You can call alot of govt agencies and get transferred to the FBI.

The people this came from, I think it was real. Might not've been of course, you never know.

There are a few other greats from the past that I can't recall right now. Thing is I don't think we are going to find it on the net. We are talking over 20 yers ago.

Igot a couple of newer ones, I'll find them and bring them.

T

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