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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 11:47:20 AM   
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now i have a legitimate reason not to be straight


I don't understand how that is a good reason. A straight man generally doesn't give oral sex to other men...

yup i was thinking the exact same thing


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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 11:51:25 AM   
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They are just afraid to admit that smoking does not cause the cancer they thought it did  - if it causes it at all.

I have always thought this. There must be a connection but a primary cause Naaaagh.

Jump head first from a 100feet onto a solid concrete base.
That causes the big ZZZZZZ

Research is going on in the Ashkenazy community in the US which has a disproportionate number of very old people, over 90+. They report the usual wide spectrum of bad habits including smoking. Too polite to mention cock sucking ! 

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 12:03:22 PM   
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They are just afraid to admit that smoking does not cause the cancer they thought it did  - if it causes it at all.



I think it is rather obvious it is a killer if not cancer than emphysema and all sorts of other nasty ailments that if you didn't smoke could be avoided.


On another note, since it was not mentioned in the study, I am extremely confident that the ones affected by the cancer did not swallow!!!...In my own research I have found that women who swallow are all healthy,  live past ninety, are very happy and their children all love them...They also tend not to be nearly as cunty as their counterparts who refuse to imbibe in the joys of  gulping down seminal smoothies.

Cheers!!!

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 12:10:39 PM   
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Do you think the government will make us tattoo on the warning labels? The tattoo could be the universal symbol of death, the 'skull & crossbones'. Just the head shows when limp but will grow to a full body skeleton.

If they do words it won't work. It would be similar to writing words on a balloon. When it not erect you couldn't read it, and once erect in an oral cavity its too late.

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 12:15:19 PM   
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I think it is rather obvious it is a killer if not cancer than emphysema and all sorts of other nasty ailments that if you didn't smoke could be avoided.



that is not clear - only the propaganda is clear many things could be the cause of emphysema and other lung ailments such as working in a mine, asbestos exposure,working in any factory where there is welding, pig farming(once read an article about a study linking inhaled pig feces to lung cancer).

  My point is that mankind does not really understand cancer or why it happensand jumping to conclusions as to what causes it does no good for anyone.

It makes much more logical sense to think that such ailments are caused by genetic predisposition than to blame everything in the world ( remember - there are more carcinogens in a tomato then a non-smoker will inhale in a smoke filled room in an hour)

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 12:20:04 PM   
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Please smoke more...I own 60 shares of Altria 

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 12:24:50 PM   
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Out of concern for the ladies I have placed a tattoo right below my navel with the following  SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:

If You Stop Sucking The Domidong Now It Can Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health. By continuing to fellate the Domidong you have a much higher risk of oropharyngeal cancer, gagging, a facial and a slap on the ass when successfully completed. 



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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 12:28:48 PM   
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I think it is rather obvious it is a killer if not cancer than emphysema and all sorts of other nasty ailments that if you didn't smoke could be avoided.



that is not clear - only the propaganda is clear many things could be the cause of emphysema and other lung ailments such as working in a mine, asbestos exposure,working in any factory where there is welding, pig farming(once read an article about a study linking inhaled pig feces to lung cancer).

My point is that mankind does not really understand cancer or why it happensand jumping to conclusions as to what causes it does no good for anyone.

It makes much more logical sense to think that such ailments are caused by genetic predisposition than to blame everything in the world ( remember - there are more carcinogens in a tomato then a non-smoker will inhale in a smoke filled room in an hour)



My work is attached to the health field I don't need studies to show the ramifications of smoking...They are very apparent...There are very few smokers over the age of 65 who are healthy...Many have already croaked...and the majority of the rest have too many related illnesses to be of coincidence...Sorry for the hijack....Now back to you cancer laden beeeyatches and your unuenchable thirst for the Domidong.

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 12:56:23 PM   
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My work is attached to the health field I don't need studies to show the ramifications of smoking...They are very apparent...There are very few smokers over the age of 65 who are healthy...Many have already croaked...and the majority of the rest have too many related illnesses to be of coincidence...Sorry for the hijack....Now back to you cancer laden beeeyatches and your unuenchable thirst for the Domidong.



ok using that logic then this would be true:

all football players wear jock-straps
  all football players will get injured during a game in their career
   therefore jock-straps cause injuries

doesn't make any sense does it?

you can not assume that just because a person smoked, and has a lung ailment that smoking was the cause until you have gone through their life with a "fine tooth comb" and eliminated all other possibilities

and seeing as the article is the subject of this thread this is not a thread-jack that would describe your banter

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 12:59:20 PM   
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You believe what you believe I believe what i haveread which has been backed up time and again by what I have witnessed....Moi banter?

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 1:14:04 PM   
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but you see I am willing ( and have for years) to entertain the idea that smoking does cause cancer - you on the other-hand seam unwilling to entertain the possibility that you have been taught wrong all along, and therefore misinterpreted what you saw

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 1:16:09 PM   
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Yep. That about sums it up...Everyone happy?...Now back to the trials and tribulations of sucking cock.

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 1:32:38 PM   
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If you put that boys privates' in your mouth
 
Puella, you have such a delicate, innocent way with words, you could almost be English :-)

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 1:36:37 PM   
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Hehe why thank you... must have been the years I lived over there in service..... ahhh the memories...

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 1:42:06 PM   
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Hehe why thank you... must have been the years I lived over there in service..... ahhh the memories...

Speaking about providing  "service"...I think you would consider a little touch of oropharyngeal cancer to be a small price to pay for greeting an angry Domidong.

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 1:47:05 PM   
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Hrm.... it's not the cancer part Domiguy...its that you still have not provided us with perving material of yourself on your profile....

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 1:52:13 PM   
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Hehe why thank you... must have been the years I lived over there in service..... ahhh the memories...


'Pleasure. When does your over here service resume?

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 1:53:21 PM   
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Hrmm...  I suppose when I am shackled and pressed back into service... (ooh that sounds kind of nice, actually....)

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 2:25:57 PM   
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Yeah but it would be funny.

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RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth ... - 5/10/2007 2:26:39 PM   
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Hrmm...  I suppose when I am shackled and pressed back into service... (ooh that sounds kind of nice, actually....)



I'll send a ship over......to shackle you and bring you back.

Here I am awaiting your arrival.

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