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ORIGINAL: HutchGarahl

Welp...I of course click the wrong one, thanks to my cat...but my choice would definately be Bruce Lee. Then Chuck Norris. I had the chance to meet Chuck in person when he made a visit to Spfld and came by the dojo I was training in. He's actually a pretty nice guy. He taught the class for about an hour then he, myself and my master went for lunch. It was a day to remember. :)

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ORIGINAL: MsPoetress

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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ORIGINAL: bandit25

Level!  Happy almost Memorial Day.

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ORIGINAL: HutchGarahl

Ok...i'm a bit slow right now as i'm just trying to wake...All these remarks...do you not like Chuck or are you just goofing? Not that it matters if ya like him or not...it's your choice...just, I fail to see the humor in these for some reason. Maybe it's cause i'm not fully awake and in great pain right now.


Yes Level...He is a very nice man. I gotta admit though, it was very wierd when we went for lunch. I had people ask me for my autograph, simply because I was with the man. Now I know why so many stars try to stay out of the public eye. It was a bit irritating trying to eat and talk while people constantly came to the table asking for autos and pics. It was fun to if that's understandable. [8D]

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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: HutchGarahl

Ok...i'm a bit slow right now as i'm just trying to wake...All these remarks...do you not like Chuck or are you just goofing? Not that it matters if ya like him or not...it's your choice...just, I fail to see the humor in these for some reason. Maybe it's cause i'm not fully awake and in great pain right now.


Yes Level...He is a very nice man. I gotta admit though, it was very wierd when we went for lunch. I had people ask me for my autograph, simply because I was with the man. Now I know why so many stars try to stay out of the public eye. It was a bit irritating trying to eat and talk while people constantly came to the table asking for autos and pics. It was fun to if that's understandable. [8D]

I do understand. I think the part of it you enjoyed is what draws a lot of folks to try to achieve fame, and it is also what, over time, causes them to dislike it, as well. Very human [:D]