littlesarbonn
Posts: 1710
Joined: 12/3/2005
From: Stockton, California
Status: offline
|
Okay, so I've been wanting to tell my significant other that I'm really a submissive and in need of her to dominate me. She's never done anything like this, that I know of. I mean, I know her really well because I've been her significant other since, oh, about as long as she's been living three blocks down the street from me and I followed her home from the train station, darting behind cars every time she looked back to see me walking down the street behind her. But right then and there I knew that she and I were soul mates. I could tell by the way she held her purse as she walked down the street. I think it was her purse. Or maybe it was one of those little dogs. You know the kind that Paris Hilton has. But my significant other isn't Paris Hilton. Nor does she look like her. She may also have done time, like Paris Hilton, but I think it was for some kind of aggravated assault, not drunk driving. But I'm digressing...
So, now that we're really close, meaning that I know her train schedule, when she comes home, and where she eats every night after work, and on a couple of weekends where I followed her to the mall where she eats at the food court, reading that newspaper she buys from the store on the way to the mall, I am starting to realize that before we can move to the next stage of our relationship, I'm going to have to tell her about my kinky lifestyle. I mean this is the woman to whom I'm going to pledge my entire life (well, what's left of it after that stupid Nigerian Minister of Transportation forgot to send me my check to cover that whole "mine" transfer of funds, which someone emptied out my bank account instead), and I want to make sure that I do this the right way. I've read a hundred threads about revealing this sort of thing to one's significant other, and I'm afraid that once I do so, she might suddenly think I'm some kind of freak. I mean, let's face it. I still have to convince her that following her home every night for the last three years and making an extra place setting at the dinner table for her, even though she never shows up, is normal. How is telling her about my kinky lifestyle going to play out?
I guess what I'm really worried about is her name. I mean, I'll be honest with you. I don't actually know her name. The name on her mailbox says A. Fong, which might be Ann Fong, Allison Fong, Aquabawayabawaba Fong, or for all I know, she never changed the name on her mailbox from the last person that lived there. But the point is, say her name is something like "Ann". How does Mistress Ann sound? Isn't that really kind of generic? Would you feel really submissive to someone by the name of Mistress Ann? (to all those reading this who happen to serve a "Mistress Ann", we here at littlesarbonn productions apologize and pretend that we used "Mistress Aquabawayabawaba" instead, unless you happen to also be seeing someone named "Mistress Aquabawayabawaba", which generally means that you already hate me and there's nothing I can do about it). I mean think about this. If you are going to live your entire existence to serve just one woman, shouldn't it be someone with a really hot name like "Mistress DieYouMoron" or something hot like "Goddess Angelina Jolie"...okay, maybe that last one might be taken, but never mind.
So, do you see my dilemma? To sum it all up, if I mail a letter in the next week using the new postal rates, and I go over the one ounce weight, do I still add 25 cents, or is it now 17 cents? If it's 17 cents, does that mean I can cut off a good section of my two hundred 25 cent stamps and attach half of it to my letter? Please answer in iambic pentameter.
_____________________________
<---- FYI, this picture looks JUST like me
http://www.littlesarbonn.com/Stickman/Stickman.htm
The Adventures of Stickman and the Unemployed Lego Spaceman
|
Telling my significant other that I'm submissive (from ... - 
Profile
New Messages
No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages
Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages
Locked w/o New Messages
Post New Thread