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lol - 5/14/2007 1:24:41 AM   
solitudesmiles


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Why do ducks have webbed feet?? So they can put out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet??? So they can put out burning ducks...
 
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RE: lol - 5/14/2007 2:26:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: solitudesmiles

Why do ducks have webbed feet?? So they can put out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet??? So they can put out burning ducks...
 


Question: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Answer:  BIG holes all over Australia.

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RE: lol - 5/14/2007 5:48:05 PM   
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Q:  Why do Gorillas have BIG NOSES?

A: Because they have BIG FINGERS!

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RE: lol - 5/15/2007 12:33:19 PM   
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Q:  Why do Gorillas have BIG NOSES?

A: Because they have BIG FINGERS!


heeheehee, now THAT's funny!

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