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Mercnbeth -> The way to heaven goes through Sturgis, SD. (5/15/2007 10:46:20 AM)
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How to get into heaven...
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the "shit" out of all of you !
St. Peter was impressed, "Wow - that's pretty good. It qualifies you for entry. By the way, when did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
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