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HeavansKeeper -> It's Starting! (5/15/2007 2:01:19 PM)
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A man comes home from work and practically kicks down the door. He throws his briefcase across the floor and plops into his chair.
"It's going to start soon! Quick, get me a beer!" He yells yo his wife.
She hands him a beer and returns to polishing off some work in the kitchen while he clicks on the TV.
"Honey! It's going to start soon! Get me another beer so I don't miss it!" He yells to his wife.
She walks up with another beer, gives him a peck on the cheek.
"Another beer! It's just about to start!"
His wife comes back with a beer and shoves it into his hand and yells "GOD DAMMIT WHAT'S STARTING!? I SPEND ALL FUCKING DAY CLEANING AND RAISING THESE DAMNED KIDS AND YOU COME DARTING INTO THE HOUSE BOSSING ME AROUND LIKE A SERVANT!"
Drinking his beer he mutters "It fucking started."
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