Don't say this to a cop

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zindyslave -> Don't say this to a cop (5/15/2007 7:57:31 PM)
When a cop stops you for suspected DUI/DWI and he asks how much alcohol have you consumed tonight, Don't tell him Too much. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOL, this is a true story, happened this past week where I live.

Einzelganger -> RE: Don't say this to a cop (5/15/2007 10:03:39 PM)
I had one tell me that my eyes were a little glazed, and asked me if I'd been 'doing drugs'. I can't believe he didn't see my reply coming a mile away. "No sir, officer. But your eyes look a little glazed, too...ya been eating donuts?" I thought he was going to arrest me for that one, but he just gave me this BS ticket for changing lanes 3 times in 2 miles. He never showed up to the court date, of course. rolls eyes -Einzelgänger

zindyslave -> RE: Don't say this to a cop (5/16/2007 11:55:15 AM)
Lol, well that would get you arrested here I am sure cops do anything they can here to get prisioners. Its like the more they pick up the more points they get or something. But I will have to remember that one..lol might come in handy sometime.[;)]

MasterMischief -> RE: Don't say this to a cop (5/16/2007 6:55:25 PM)
Nothing to do with cops...but my own personal, smart-ass comment... I was in basic training in the army and had become lost on the firing range. A place you really do not want to be lost on. So I find the nearest drill instructor, "Drill Seargent, I am lost." "Well where are you suppose to be, soldier?" "If I knew that, Drill Seargent, I wouldn't be lost." "Drop and give me 50."

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