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Two Ways to Look at Everything - 5/16/2007 1:00:14 PM   
Mercnbeth


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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" said my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

So, you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.
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RE: Two Ways to Look at Everything - 5/16/2007 1:04:11 PM   
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Too funny!
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RE: Two Ways to Look at Everything - 5/16/2007 6:52:04 PM   
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Did she buy your ex another round?

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RE: Two Ways to Look at Everything - 5/16/2007 7:03:23 PM   
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a glass half full or half empty :)

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RE: Two Ways to Look at Everything - 5/17/2007 12:25:39 PM   
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Dam that was funny as hell.

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