Musicmystery -> A matter of perspective... (5/16/2007 4:23:50 PM)
A Texas rancher decides to travel the country and visits a Vermont farmer. After touring the place, the rancher notes, "Back home in Texas, I can get in my truck, drive all day, and not reach the other side of my ranch."
The Vermont farmer nods his head in recognition. "Ah-yup," he replies. "I had a truck like that once."