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Mercnbeth -> Another good one From "Overheard in NYC" (5/16/2007 4:44:17 PM)
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Beer buddy #1: I have a question. You know how there are plenty of girls who won't do oral or anal sex, right?
Beer buddy #2: No girl who I'd waste any time with, but yeah. So?
Beer buddy #1: So, statistically there must be some homosexual guys who won't do oral or anal sex, right? I mean, just by the law of averages, there must be, right?
Beer buddy #2: So? Is this leading to some kind of hypothesis?
Beer buddy #1: Well, if a gay guy isn't into oral or anal sex, where does he fit into the gay community?
Beer buddy #3: He could do a lot of other things. He could let other guys piss into his mouth, he could jack off onto other guys, he could do circle jerks, he could be a bukkake boy... There's lots of stuff he could do.
Beer buddy #1: Oh, yeah. I never thought of that.
Gay man at next table, getting up to leave: He could also be fitted with a leather hood, suspended from the ceiling, and taught discipline. If you want to know more, here's my card.
--Bar, Soho
Overheard by: Big Larry
Source for more: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/index-3.html
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