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Petruchio -> New Apple Hi-Tech Product (5/17/2007 10:26:35 AM)

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The i-Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.



Termyn8or -> RE: New Apple Hi-Tech Product (5/17/2007 11:48:49 AM)

Does it come with Bose speakers >

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robertolapiedra -> RE: New Apple Hi-Tech Product (5/17/2007 5:58:22 PM)

Where was it developped? Silicon valley? RL.



Petruchio -> RE: New Apple Hi-Tech Product (5/17/2007 10:22:20 PM)

That's a 3-pointer, Roberto!



HeavansKeeper -> RE: New Apple Hi-Tech Product (5/18/2007 2:20:58 AM)

I love it... I always felt the line "You're always staring at my breasts. You never listen!" Needed a pun, but I was not witty enough to think of it myself.
 
Edit: Hey look at that! I earned my cuffs. Another reason to love this joke.



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