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LadyPact -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/26/2007 6:48:38 AM)

Not accepting My smoking (sorry earthy) is a deal breaker, because I don't want to hear anyone else tell Me that I have to quit.  <laughs>  Such a shame, We agree on so many other things.
 
My kitten.  Definitely.  Deal with her or don't let the door hit you on the way out!
 
Accept My junk food addiction or forget it.

Edited to add..... I almost forgot.  Have a working knowledge of the language.  Ebonics is not a language, and "holla" is not a word.




BlindDescent -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/26/2007 7:18:32 AM)

My deal breakers have to do with  complaining and sarcasm. I love a good discussion and banter. I love someone with sharp wit and humor. But, when it becomes negatively focused, condescending, or an air of being exquisitely better than someone else..  I simply don't feel the need  to endure cloaked narcissim at the expense of others.
Other irritants which may lead to the door include: smoking or drinking more than occaisionally, excessive baby talk, poor table manners, and too much makeup. Grins...there are bound to be others but it really is about a journey of fits (no not the spazzing out kind). 




Viridana -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/26/2007 9:18:06 AM)

My silliest deal breaker is that the guy has to be hairy, close to furry. I have a ridiculously strong preference for chest hair, back hair, ass hair etc...




GoddessKai -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/26/2007 9:30:25 AM)

I have a few of these deal breakers.
 
First would have to be any male with excessive body hair that refuses to do something about it. By excessive, I mean that if he takes off his shirt and looks like he's wearing a sweater underneath, it's time to get the razor and buzzclippers.
 
Second, I'd have to say any male that spends more time in front of the mirror than I do, is out.
 
Also, any potential s/o's have to like animals, ESPECIALLY cats. This is non-negotiable.
 
And please please please shower every day, especially if you do something as a profession where you get sweaty and stinky. There's nothing as unappealing as a man that takes off his clothes only to have the room cloud over with green odor haze. And wash your damn crotch!
 
Silly? Let's see. If a man refuses to eat anything but meat and junk food, I can't deal with it. How picky and finicky someone is as an eater tells Me alot about who they are as a person. -shrug- Just My $0.02.




BORAT -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/26/2007 9:41:38 AM)

My only deal breaker is when woman it turns out to be goat.  Ina my country this is happen sometime.




Viridana -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/26/2007 9:53:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GoddessKai

 
First would have to be any male with excessive body hair that refuses to do something about it. By excessive, I mean that if he takes off his shirt and looks like he's wearing a sweater underneath, it's time to get the razor and buzzclippers.


LOL..... just send them my way [:D]




GoddessKai -> RE: silly deal breakers (5/26/2007 9:56:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Viridana

quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessKai

 
First would have to be any male with excessive body hair that refuses to do something about it. By excessive, I mean that if he takes off his shirt and looks like he's wearing a sweater underneath, it's time to get the razor and buzzclippers.


LOL..... just send them my way [:D]



I'll trade you one hairy monkey man for one sexy smooth-skinned goldentanned cabana boy. And I'll even throw in the bananas for free. =x




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