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SDFemDom4cuck -> Silly genital names (5/17/2007 4:46:32 PM)
imthatacheyouhav had a thread on the words we use for genitals in place of their appropiate terms which I completely misunderstood when I first went to it. This got me thinking about the names people have given their genitals as well over the years. Which was what I originally thought the thread to be about. You know what I mean...the cute little names we've either heard or used for someone's genitals. So go ahead and share yours, either your own or ones you've been dubbed with. I'll even start. My favorite one I've used for a man was Mr Ed. My Favorite someone used for mine was Wilma. ( I still have no idea why he named it that.) I'm in the strangest mood... must be a combination of sleep deprivation and the giddy joy in that I've finally turned in the last of my papers that were due!

slaveish -> RE: Silly genital names (5/17/2007 7:33:16 PM)
Mine was "Miss Rose" for awhile. The most god-awful one I ever heard was a clod who named his "Clem". ~gag~ It shook me to the rafters, and what a shame. I really liked that guy. Until then.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Silly genital names (5/17/2007 8:50:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slaveish Mine was "Miss Rose" for awhile. The most god-awful one I ever heard was a clod who named his "Clem". ~gag~ It shook me to the rafters, and what a shame. I really liked that guy. Until then. Isn't it silly how something as inconsequential as a nickname for their winkie can actually affect your perception of someone? Do I dare speak the name Thor and all the razzing that entailed for a former CM member here?

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Silly genital names (5/17/2007 9:03:21 PM)
Well .. my biker nickname is Kitty , my scene name is ~greed~ So .. of course you guessed it it's greedy putty cat... and as for the male counter part ???? well.....hopefully....... OOH MY GOD IT IS HUGE [sm=ofcourse.gif]

velvetears -> RE: Silly genital names (5/27/2007 4:35:17 PM)
Mr and Mrs Happy

YourHypnoMaster -> RE: Silly genital names (5/28/2007 3:39:01 PM)
My roommate called his own Carmen Electra because that way he was playing with Carmen Electra every night lol

lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Silly genital names (5/30/2007 4:37:27 PM)
mr wiggles :) \ ross.g

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Silly genital names (5/30/2007 4:43:26 PM)
i don't get into naming my privates...it's just plain dumb if you ask me...but i know you didn't so i digress.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Silly genital names (5/30/2007 5:19:42 PM)
michael somehow your post just didn't suprise me at all.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Silly genital names (5/30/2007 5:21:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YourHypnoMaster My roommate called his own Carmen Electra because that way he was playing with Carmen Electra every night lol The real question here is how the two of you ended up having this discussion to begin with...although Carmen Electra is damned funny.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Silly genital names (5/30/2007 5:23:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: velvetears Mr and Mrs Happy Oooh I remember a Mr Happy in the past. Of course, I made sure to change it into a Mr. Unhappy pretty quickly. LOL

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Silly genital names (5/30/2007 5:25:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 Well .. my biker nickname is Kitty , my scene name is ~greed~ So .. of course you guessed it it's greedy putty cat... and as for the male counter part ???? well.....hopefully....... OOH MY GOD IT IS HUGE [sm=ofcourse.gif] That makes two of us!

Lordandmaster -> RE: Silly genital names (5/30/2007 5:37:17 PM)
When I was younger, someone named him Barney, but now he goes by the name of El Presidente. Oh, and the dancing banana.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Silly genital names (5/30/2007 5:53:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster When I was younger, someone named him Barney, but now he goes by the name of El Presidente. Oh, and the dancing banana. Given the elephants I would have thought Jumbo was perhaps more appropriate. Of course, I would hate to ever AssUMe anything.

dcnovice -> RE: Silly genital names (5/30/2007 6:05:38 PM)
Well now, I'm feeling terribly unimaginative, 'cause it's never occured to me to name it. Maybe I could use one of the runner-up names from Confirmation.

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Silly genital names (5/30/2007 6:17:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck michael somehow your post just didn't suprise me at all. i'll have to work on that...i'm full of surprises... LOL

Donnalee -> RE: Silly genital names (5/30/2007 6:59:22 PM)
His boat. It was a code name.

stockingluvr54 -> RE: Silly genital names (5/31/2007 7:22:55 AM)
I've heard the clit being called "the man in the boat"..... My winkie has been called "Moby" along with little comments like "Thar she blows" or "Eeeeye..the one-eyed whale".........lmao

slaveluci -> RE: Silly genital names (5/31/2007 7:28:30 AM)
My sister can remember our grandmother referring to her (my sister's) vagina as her "bucky." We laugh about that to this day and still aren't sure where that came from.......slave luci Edited to add this link: http://www.sublimedirectory.com/vagina_list.htm - there's some crazy names here[:D]

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Silly genital names (5/31/2007 3:11:47 PM)
Hmmm various ones I have used for bfs fbs and just friends who junk I managed to see the beast Hoss Vlad - as in the impaler The Impaler Beefy Lulu - male sissy slave Boomstick ala Bruce Cambell Names for vaginas Tamale(sp) Coochy slit Playstation - Nerd bf The Pit

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