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Cyber play poem - 5/18/2007 9:30:06 AM

Copulo

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Big burly Jim is in from work, he’s dirty and he’s grimy
He strokes his fingers through his beard that’s matted and quite slimy
Computers on and all fired up, he clicks on Collar Me
Puts in his password and his name the ‘Goddess_ SallyLee’

He checks his mail and all the men that cause him undue stress
Why don’t they read his profile, he’s a lesbian Mistress.

Old Charlie Payne who’s unemployed and always on the net
Is signing into Collar Me as ‘lesbian-fem-pet.
He spots the Goddess_Sally Lee and checks her profile out.
He reads that she’s a rl Domme that never has to shout.

Her picture shows a busty blonde with hair in pony tail
And Charlie sighs with great relief, at least this woman’s real.

Oh Mistress Goddess_Sally Lee can I pm you please?
I would love for you to torture and to spank and smack and tease.
Ive just looked at your profile and Im finding it quite hot
Im very good at cyber play and can take quite a lot.

So Jim looks at her picture and agrees shes quite a piece
Little does he know that this is charlies youngest niece.

They cyber play for many hours. Till Charlies wife gets wrestles
And asks her husband why the hell he’s sitting their all vestless
He types to Jim he has to go as he must be up early.
And notes a hint in SallyLee that sounds a tad too surly.

He shrugs it off and thanks the Domme for all that she had done
And they agree to meet next day for much more cyber fun

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RE: Cyber play poem - 5/18/2007 10:35:01 AM

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Well done!

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RE: Cyber play poem - 5/18/2007 1:44:52 PM

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*snrk* Hee, that's fantastic. May I spread it around with appropriate credit to the author?

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RE: Cyber play poem - 5/18/2007 6:57:13 PM

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Bravisima!

Very good, Copulo.

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RE: Cyber play poem - 5/18/2007 7:23:30 PM

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Anyone want to guess how often that really happens?

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RE: Cyber play poem - 5/19/2007 4:47:10 AM

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yes of course Najak!!!

Saratov I think this happens a lot and thats what inspired me to joke about it!!!

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RE: Cyber play poem - 5/19/2007 8:53:19 AM

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Am I the only one hearing "Sweet Emotion" in my head?

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RE: Cyber play poem - 5/21/2007 2:55:42 AM

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I read it to the tune of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" actually.

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