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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 5/22/2007 12:50:23 PM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
cable and wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
Some cupcakes
ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 5/22/2007 1:24:27 PM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
cable and wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
Some cupcakes
ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 5/22/2007 3:15:13 PM   
SirRober


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Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
cable and wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
Some cupcakes
ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 5/22/2007 4:00:04 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


Posts: 10238
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From: Reed City, Michigan
Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
cable and wire
some more tylenol for Hydro
bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
Some cupcakes
ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 5/23/2007 12:33:08 PM   
FullCircle


Posts: 5713
Joined: 11/24/2005
Status: offline
a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
cable and wire
intravenous tylenol for Hydro
robust bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
large sized cupcakes
extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time


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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 5/23/2007 1:04:10 PM   
softness


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From: Leeds, UK
Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
cable and wire
intravenous tylenol for Hydro
robust bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
large sized cupcakes
extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 5/23/2007 1:04:52 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


Posts: 10238
Joined: 8/21/2006
From: Reed City, Michigan
Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Sadam hussein memorial teacup
cable and wire
intravenous tylenol for Hydro
robust bubble wrap
rented some "midgets"
large sized cupcakes
extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 5/23/2007 1:24:27 PM   
FullCircle


Posts: 5713
Joined: 11/24/2005
Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
left handed Sadam hussein memorial teacup
cable and wire
intravenous tylenol for Hydro
robust bubble wrap
called up some rented "midgets"
large sized cupcakes
extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps
A high speed information super highway

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 5/27/2007 8:55:01 AM   
IEvolve


Posts: 543
Joined: 12/22/2006
Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
left handed Sadam hussein memorial teacup
cable and wire
intravenous tylenol for Hydro
robust bubble wrap
called up some rented "midgets"
large sized cupcakes
extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps
A high speed information super highway
Al Gore


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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 6/1/2007 6:09:03 PM   
hotmuffin


Posts: 83
Joined: 4/6/2006
Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
left handed Sadam hussein memorial teacup
cable and wire
intravenous tylenol for Hydro
robust bubble wrap
called up some rented "midgets"
large sized cupcakes
extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps
A high speed information super highway
Al Gore
Whirrled Peas to go with Al
Purple writing to make the list pretty


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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 6/1/2007 6:17:26 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


Posts: 10238
Joined: 8/21/2006
From: Reed City, Michigan
Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
left handed Sadam hussein memorial teacup
cable and wire
intravenous tylenol for Hydro
robust bubble wrap
called up some rented "midgets"
large sized cupcakes
extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps
A high speed information super highway
Al Gore
Whirrled Peas to go with Al
Purple writing to make the list pretty
a hello kitty thong for Krissi

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 6/1/2007 6:30:56 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
fresh ginger root
ultimate frisbee contest entry form
loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
left handed Sadam hussein memorial teacup
cable and wire
intravenous tylenol for Hydro
robust bubble wrap
called up some rented "midgets"
large sized cupcakes
extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps
A high speed information super highway
Al Gore
Whirrled Peas to go with Al
Purple writing to make the list pretty
a hello kitty thong for Krissi
2 pairs of handcuffs for my date

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 6/2/2007 6:21:25 AM   
FullCircle


Posts: 5713
Joined: 11/24/2005
Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
Fresh ginger root
Ultimate frisbee contest entry form

Loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Left handed Sadam hussein memorial teacup
Cable and wire
Intravenous tylenol for Hydro
Robust bubble wrap
Called up some rented "midgets"
Large sized cupcakes
Extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps
A high speed information super highway
Al Gore
Whirrled Peas to go with Al
Purple writing to make the list pretty
a hello kitty thong for Krissi
2 pairs of handcuffs for my date
Some gigantic letters from the upper case to point out my typos.

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 6/2/2007 4:38:11 PM   
Malacophonous


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a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
Fresh ginger root
Ultimate frisbee contest entry form

Loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Left handed Sadam hussein memorial teacup
Cable and wire
Intravenous tylenol for Hydro
Robust bubble wrap
Called up some rented "midgets"
Large sized cupcakes
Extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps
A high speed information super highway
Al Gore
Whirrled Peas to go with Al
Purple writing to make the list pretty
a hello kitty thong for Krissi
2 pairs of handcuffs for my date
Some gigantic letters from the upper case to point out my typos.
a tube of pretty pink lipstick!

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 6/2/2007 4:58:44 PM   
gothicdiva


Posts: 111
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a kitten with paws as white as snow a laser pen to drive it mad stuff to fix the bites a box to stuff it into pretty matching collars for us both a carton of a dozen vibrating eggs a frying pan to put on the fire a new kitty since the old one is in a box now a pack of clothes pegs for later a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil booze! more booze because I drank it already some OJ to mix with the booze a Ghandi wig a plane ticket to san jose a whoopie cushion some Resolve for the morning some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning a big snog for Hydromaster a snog?.....back to the store a bottle of merlot for tomorrow night


A box of Trojans...and I grabbed the "bag boy" on my way out! (after checking two forms of ID to make sure he was legal first! *grin*)

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 6/2/2007 5:18:22 PM   
MsPoetress


Posts: 1066
Joined: 4/4/2006
Status: offline 		i went to the market and i bought...






 


a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
Fresh ginger root
Ultimate frisbee contest entry form

Loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Left handed Sadam hussein memorial teacup
Cable and wire
Intravenous tylenol for Hydro
Robust bubble wrap
Called up some rented "midgets"
Large sized cupcakes
Extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps
A high speed information super highway
Al Gore
Whirrled Peas to go with Al
Purple writing to make the list pretty
a hello kitty thong for Krissi
2 pairs of handcuffs for my date
Some gigantic letters from the upper case to point out my typos.
a tube of pretty pink lipstick!
A box of Trojans
Duct tape and cement


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~poe

I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad here, it's the fad for many a year, if you think we're crazy my dear, you're right cause I'M mad, YOU'RE mad, we're ALL mad here! - Mad Hatter

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Profile   Post #: 56
RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 6/3/2007 9:12:23 AM   
hotmuffin


Posts: 83
Joined: 4/6/2006
Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
Fresh ginger root
Ultimate frisbee contest entry form

Loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Left handed Sadam hussein memorial teacup
Cable and wire
Intravenous tylenol for Hydro
Robust bubble wrap
Called up some rented "midgets"
Large sized cupcakes
Extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps
A high speed information super highway
Al Gore
Whirrled Peas to go with Al
Purple writing to make the list pretty
a hello kitty thong for Krissi
2 pairs of handcuffs for my date
Some gigantic letters from the upper case to point out my typos.
a tube of pretty pink lipstick!
A box of Trojans
Duct tape and cement
more purple for the list
a round of applause for FullCircle incorporating his/her name
can of whipped cream for the next splosh





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i used to think my brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. then i realised who was telling me this.

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 6/3/2007 9:16:27 AM   
SubmissiveLinda


Posts: 42
Joined: 4/7/2007
Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
Fresh ginger root
Ultimate frisbee contest entry form

Loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Left handed Sadam hussein memorial teacup
Cable and wire
Intravenous tylenol for Hydro
Robust bubble wrap
Called up some rented "midgets"
Large sized cupcakes
Extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps
A high speed information super highway
Al Gore
Whirrled Peas to go with Al
Purple writing to make the list pretty
a hello kitty thong for Krissi
2 pairs of handcuffs for my date
Some gigantic letters from the upper case to point out my typos.
a tube of pretty pink lipstick!
A box of Trojans
Duct tape and cement
more purple for the list
a round of applause for FullCircle incorporating his/her name
can of whipped cream for the next splosh
and a partride in a pear tree

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RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 6/3/2007 9:50:44 AM   
Subject2Approval


Posts: 99
Joined: 2/11/2007
Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
Fresh ginger root
Ultimate frisbee contest entry form

Loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Left handed Sadam hussein memorial teacup
Cable and wire
Intravenous tylenol for Hydro
Robust bubble wrap
Called up some rented "midgets"
Large sized cupcakes
Extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps
A high speed information super highway
Al Gore
Whirrled Peas to go with Al
Purple writing to make the list pretty
a hello kitty thong for Krissi
2 pairs of handcuffs for my date
Some gigantic letters from the upper case to point out my typos.
a tube of pretty pink lipstick!
A box of Trojans
Duct tape and cement
more purple for the list
a round of applause for FullCircle incorporating his/her name
can of whipped cream for the next splosh
and a partride in a pear tree
a cotton gin

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Subject2Approval

A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger. - Fight Club

(in reply to SubmissiveLinda)
Profile   Post #: 59
RE: I went to the market and I bought ... - 6/4/2007 5:24:42 PM   
LeMis


Posts: 9255
Joined: 9/24/2005
From: Florida
Status: offline 		a kitten with paws as white as snow
a laser pen to drive it mad
stuff to fix the bites
a box to stuff it into
pretty matching collars for us both
a carton of a dozen vibrating legs
a frying pan to put on the fire
a new kitty since the old one is in a box now
a pack of clothes pegs for later
a roaring fire to get the kettle to boil
booze!
more booze because I drank it already
some BJ juice to mix with the booze
a Ghandi wig
a plane ticket to san jose
a whoopie cushion
some Resolve for the morning
some extra strength tylenol for softness in the morning
a big snog for Hydromaster
a juicy wet tonguing kiss
lots and lots of water
Pringles
Some red tape
Exedrin Migraine
Fresh ginger root
Ultimate frisbee contest entry form

Loads of pleasure balm to go on/in other places while the ginger root gets used
Left handed Sadam hussein memorial teacup
Cable and wire
Intravenous tylenol for Hydro
Robust bubble wrap
Called up some rented "midgets"
Large sized cupcakes
Extra cold ice cream
Hot fudge
A wooden chair
A crack ho
Two instant biscuits
a wagon to carry everything home
A spare wagon wheel just in case
Two more crack ho's in case one dies and the wagon breaks down
10 kijra to pull the wagon
a hello kitty vibrator
A board game to pass the time
and a plane ticket to sanfrancisco
some marshmallow peeps
A high speed information super highway
Al Gore
Whirrled Peas to go with Al
Purple writing to make the list pretty
a hello kitty thong for Krissi
2 pairs of handcuffs for my date
Some gigantic letters from the upper case to point out my typos.
a tube of pretty pink lipstick!
A box of Trojans
Duct tape and cement
more purple for the list
a round of applause for FullCircle incorporating his/her name
can of whipped cream for the next splosh
and a partride in a pear tree
a cotton gin
a gin & tonic

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Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. — Lincoln

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