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GreyJ -> Points - w/a bdsm twist (5/13/2005 12:37:42 PM)
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SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
Turns out to be her cat (-100)
- BDSM
You ask her to punish you for killing her cat..... +10,000 (if you survive)
You offer to punish her for killing her cat..... -100,000
You tell her she's been naughty and needs a good spanking..... +1,000,000
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college
buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)
- BDSM
Tina wants to join you for a threesome..... +1,000
You lost the key to her chastity belt..... (-10,000)
You tell her she's been naughty and needs a good spanking..... +1,000,000
HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
painted the colours
of your favourite team (-10)
- BDSM
You penis is painted the colours of your favorite team (-100)
a fact you demonstrate at the sports bar (-1,000)
you got her a Cleveland Steamer instead of a new collar for a present..... -100,000 -or- +10,000 (if she's into that sorta thing)
You tell her she's been naughty and needs a good spanking..... +1,000,000
A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
- BDSM
DeathCop turns out to be dominatrix on a scheizer crudade..... +100
Starring your ex girlfriend..... -1,000
Her ex girlfriend too..... +10,000
You tell her she's been naughty and needs a good spanking..... +1,000,000
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and
baggy Hawaiian
shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
- BDSM
Your belly's so big you dont have room on your lap for her spanking..... -500
You tell her there's no room on your lap for her belly..... -1,000,000
You tell her she's been naughty and needs a good spanking..... +1,000,000
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
You reply, "No, I think it's just your ass".....-100
- BDSM
You tell her she's been naughty for doubting her beauty and needs a good spanking..... +1,000,000
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying
what looks like a
concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
- BDSM
you tell her she's been naughty and needs a good spanking..... +1,000,000
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk.....-100
You don't talk.....-150
You spend time with her......-200
You don't spend time with her.....-500
You seem to be enjoying yourself.....-1000
- BDSM
you ask if she needs her Red Tent..... -10,000
She doesnt get it and you offer sex instead..... +5,000
She gets the high brow literary reference..... +100,000
you tell her she's been naughty and needs a good spanking..... +1,000,000
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