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ready4srvce4all -> Trump that romantic interlude (5/19/2007 1:15:22 PM)
This is actually my Mistress' idea and Her title for this thread. It came about from something Her and I were chatting about. Simply, tell a true tale of romance gone awry, whether it's a lifestyle story or not. And away we go! When my ex wife joined me in NC from California after our wedding, she was all excited about the townhome we were going to be living in. I told her everything was all set household wise. She apparently didn't think so.....crates for end tables, tv trays instead of a dining room table, and a mattress...yep...just a mattress...on the floor.

earthycouple -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/19/2007 1:17:36 PM)
yeah well I can and will trump that... When I married my husband, after the wedding we went back to our house with 4 friends put our two UM's to bed, played Risk all night and finished off the wedding cake...I didn't even get laid on my wedding night! Romance at it's finest

CK1 -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/19/2007 2:19:04 PM)
I can trump that. Of course we have to go way back. Valley Forge Military Academy Senior ring dance and I scored a date with a girl that was so far out of my league I was walking on cloud nine, and struttin like the big man on campus. So we are in the limo, and things are progressing very very well. When she suddenly looks to me with those big beautiful eyes, her porcelin skin glowing in stark contrast against the black leather seat and pukes all over the both of us. Ahh food sickness the killer of any romantic date. Sadly neither of us could recover and though we went out a few times after that it was never the same.

MasterFireMaam -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/19/2007 3:09:30 PM)
A Mickey Mouse beach towel for Valentines Day. Funny enough, I still have the towel...but not the husband. Master Fire

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/19/2007 3:29:03 PM)
i can trump all of you put together. i'm an divorced mother of 2 UMs who wasn't really married to her ex-husband and used her to get his green card. why, because he's still married to his 1st wife with 3 other adult children and grandUM (another one on the way). so was i legally married - it depends on who you talk to like my attorney that handled my divorce and custody issue.

earthycouple -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/19/2007 3:34:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam A Mickey Mouse beach towel for Valentines Day. Funny enough, I still have the towel...but not the husband. Master Fire Wonders if he's gone BECAUSE of the Valentine mickey towel....

earthycouple -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/19/2007 3:36:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CK1 I can trump that. Of course we have to go way back. Valley Forge Military Academy Senior ring dance and I scored a date with a girl that was so far out of my league I was walking on cloud nine, and struttin like the big man on campus. So we are in the limo, and things are progressing very very well. When she suddenly looks to me with those big beautiful eyes, her porcelin skin glowing in stark contrast against the black leather seat and pukes all over the both of us. Ahh food sickness the killer of any romantic date. Sadly neither of us could recover and though we went out a few times after that it was never the same. And I always thought puke brought people together...hum...romance is dead S

earthycouple -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/19/2007 3:37:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl i can trump all of you put together. i'm an divorced mother of 2 UMs who wasn't really married to her ex-husband and used her to get his green card. why, because he's still married to his 1st wife with 3 other adult children and grandUM (another one on the way). so was i legally married - it depends on who you talk to like my attorney that handled my divorce and custody issue. Ouch, sorry to hear that, hon.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/19/2007 3:51:36 PM)
well i came out of it unscathed and unscarred (UMs included) ...at least i have full custody while he has limited visiting rights since he has dual citizenships. lesson learned and now i'm looking towards the future which is looking bright.

MasterFireMaam -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/19/2007 4:03:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: earthycouple quote: ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam A Mickey Mouse beach towel for Valentines Day. Funny enough, I still have the towel...but not the husband. Master Fire Wonders if he's gone BECAUSE of the Valentine mickey towel.... chuckle It didn't help his case. Master Fire

favesclava -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/19/2007 7:17:36 PM)
i moved to grand rapid mi from brooklyn ny . traveled on greyhound with 2 UM 7& 8 at the time. no family but their father who had a house for us . when i got here there was no hot water no stove , no fridge. he left me 3 days later for the woman he had been having an affair with. children had nothing but what we brought on our long ass trip. no school supplies, no schoolclothes. we had food because i brought money. he had asked for that before he left. then he told his family that i had been unfaithful and gotten pregnant while we were apart. that was the reason he gave them for leaving us. thank goodness his family werent assholes like him and helped me get on my feet.

earthycouple -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/20/2007 3:36:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: favesclava i moved to grand rapid mi from brooklyn ny . traveled on greyhound with 2 UM 7& 8 at the time. no family but their father who had a house for us . when i got here there was no hot water no stove , no fridge. he left me 3 days later for the woman he had been having an affair with. children had nothing but what we brought on our long ass trip. no school supplies, no schoolclothes. we had food because i brought money. he had asked for that before he left. then he told his family that i had been unfaithful and gotten pregnant while we were apart. that was the reason he gave them for leaving us. thank goodness his family werent assholes like him and helped me get on my feet. That's tough...it appears you pulled through with said help....you rock.

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/22/2007 11:38:15 AM)
Married in a wedding chapel at 2 am in San Bernardino, CA.....and the witness was a homeless wino....we bought him a bottle of wine

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/22/2007 11:48:42 AM)
my first wedding was outside the city hall of St.Louis, on the stairs off to side by the front door. In Jeans with my then youngest daughter being in der terrible two's... screamin from the top of her lunges... (which shoulda been a warning sign) then after the ceromonie we went to this 50's style restaurant where they waitress first congratulated us and then after finding out that I was german asked me "soo your a nazi ??" I got read of him two years later he was a bit to abusive to me and my kids... I still got a scar from him on my left leg

earthycouple -> RE: Trump that romantic interlude (5/22/2007 11:53:25 AM)
my first was at a courthouse on my 18th birthday to a man who already had been abusing me...but well....girls are stupid. We left from the court house and told my mother who immediately disowned me. That was so very many years ago that it is all ok now...but it wasn't then.

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