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LaTigresse -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 2:37:13 PM)

What list, I never saw no stinking list?!?!

You liar! There is no such thing as a list!

(evil traitors, spawn of satan, defilers of the one true way...........)




StellaByStarlite -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 2:44:37 PM)

All I can honestly ask is... how dare You People banter about this nonsense when I am in the middle of a Camping Crisis?!??!!

<flounces off to the Sensitive Corner and starts the All About Me thread>




LadyEllen -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 2:58:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

What list, I never saw no stinking list?!?!

You liar! There is no such thing as a list!

(evil traitors, spawn of satan, defilers of the one true way...........)



You remember when the horn was sounded, and we steered hard to port?

It was that list.

I think we may have had some yaw as well.

E




LaTigresse -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:00:01 PM)

Ahhhhh haaaaaaaaaa..........and the lightbulb comes on.....

Well, shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! We cannot be telling everyone of this list!




MstrssPassion -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:01:59 PM)

yall can blab all you want about your fakey-fake lists

there is only one real A-n-B list




LadyEllen -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:03:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Ahhhhh haaaaaaaaaa..........and the lightbulb comes on.....

Well, shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! We cannot be telling everyone of this list!



The best bit is that almost no one knows about that list - except those who read that other thread.

Only twue dommes read it, so I heard.

E




LaTigresse -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:04:01 PM)

But is is a real and TWUE list?????

That is the question.......

edited cuz I misspelled twue........not acceptable




LadyEllen -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:05:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

But is is a real and TRUE list?????

That is the question.......



The list I'm talking about is very real and true. It was at least 45 degrees, and maybe closer to 70.

E




Aileen68 -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:10:13 PM)

I think only pink Assholes should be allowed on the list.
Not pink, you say?  Then here's some info just for you...
Pink, Glorious Pink




LadyEllen -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:13:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

I think only pink Assholes should be allowed on the list.
Not pink, you say?  Then here's some info just for you...
Pink, Glorious Pink


Only someone not on the list would post that sort of nonsense.

E




Aileen68 -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:15:34 PM)

Um...um...I'm laughing because I can't think of a fucking thing to say.




Aileen68 -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:17:30 PM)

OK...I thought of a slam. 
Your mama sews socks that smell.  
Mwuahahahahahaa




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:19:25 PM)

damn it
I want to get on the list .....
WAIT .. you have to be a twue domme ???
well thats not fair ... I'm a twue twich.......now what ???




LadyEllen -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:20:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

OK...I thought of a slam. 
Your mama sews socks that smell.  
Mwuahahahahahaa



Shit! Why didnt you say so before?

Answer; socks dont smell, they stink.

All this time I thought you werent on the list, yet you know the password for the ultra secret arsehole biatch society.

E





whisperedsighs -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:21:39 PM)

How did this forum suddenly change names?




LadyEllen -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:21:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

damn it
I want to get on the list .....
WAIT .. you have to be a twue domme ???
well thats not fair ... I'm a twue twich.......now what ???


You have to pass the initiation first.

Stand up straight.

Now, bend over at the waist. And hold right there.

You are now on the list.

E




Aileen68 -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:22:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: whisperedsighs

How did this forum suddenly change names?


I have magic powers.




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:24:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

You have to pass the initiation first.

Stand up straight.

Now, bend over at the waist. And hold right there.

You are now on the list.

E



WOOOHOOOOOO  I made ot into the list
*scratches head*
Now what I do ???




LadyEllen -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:25:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

You have to pass the initiation first.

Stand up straight.

Now, bend over at the waist. And hold right there.

You are now on the list.

E



WOOOHOOOOOO  I made ot into the list
*scratches head*
Now what I do ???


To remain on the list, you have to maintain that position. 45 degrees is best.

Whatever one does once on the list, youre doing it right now.

E




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Calling all Assholes (5/21/2007 3:28:03 PM)

well thats no fun

when will it be your turn to bend ???




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