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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/23/2007 7:38:51 PM   
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Yes, I thought the Tulip boi was accurate when I mentioned it. Hey this isn't supposed to be a nicey nicey thread you know!

Well... pppppppppppttttttttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

I like nicey nicey... especially nicey nicey crop cracks on derriers... and the nicey nicey mph/growl/snort/yell sound a gagged sub makes when you unexpectedly "introduce" an object into their arse.



you know Mikal, the last person that did that little ppthhh sound to me ended up in a Whitehead gag with their tongue out and clipped with weights attached. That wasn't exactly a noise they ever made again.

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/23/2007 7:40:35 PM   
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You call yourselves betches and assholes? These last few pages looks like a freaking tea party for the Queen.

Damn, I hate civility.
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Well that would be appropriate seeing how I am the Queen B and all. How sweet of you to mention it...did you bring scones perhaps?

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/23/2007 7:42:28 PM   
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Tulip boi??? 

Funny... not exacly the nicest, but... oddly accurate... *grins*


I quite like it, actually.

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As for the evolution of assholes... how 'bout THIS?



Perfect!

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/23/2007 7:50:20 PM   
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you know Mikal, the last person that did that little ppthhh sound to me ended up in a Whitehead gag with their tongue out and clipped with weights attached. That wasn't exactly a noise they ever made again.

No, I didn't know... but thanks for sharing! Hmmm... ... are you offering to share? Teach? Or are you just teasing me? *batts eyelashes*


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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/23/2007 7:58:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Mikal

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you know Mikal, the last person that did that little ppthhh sound to me ended up in a Whitehead gag with their tongue out and clipped with weights attached. That wasn't exactly a noise they ever made again.

No, I didn't know... but thanks for sharing! Hmmm... ... are you offering to share? Teach? Or are you just teasing me? *batts eyelashes*



I'll let you choose darlin'...you know I've loved you since the days of the InDomminatable Forest.

Me?? Tease?? Why never...that would be cunt-ish don't you think?

Have to go watch Blake break down in tears while I imagine all the lovely things I would do to such a sweet innocent boy. Sigh.

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/23/2007 8:17:57 PM   
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You call yourselves betches and assholes? These last few pages looks like a freaking tea party for the Queen.

Damn, I hate civility.
                                                   mbmbn


Well that would be appropriate seeing how I am the Queen B and all. How sweet of you to mention it...did you bring scones perhaps?


that "B", is for betch, I assume.
you want scones, make em ! What the hell do I look like, you're lackey?
                    
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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/23/2007 10:29:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot

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ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot

You call yourselves betches and assholes? These last few pages looks like a freaking tea party for the Queen.

Damn, I hate civility.
                                                  mbmbn


Well that would be appropriate seeing how I am the Queen B and all. How sweet of you to mention it...did you bring scones perhaps?


that "B", is for betch, I assume.
you want scones, make em ! What the hell do I look like, you're lackey?
                   
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That's Bitch and Dommes have feelings too you know. *Sniff* you're just mean.

by the way it's your lackey not you're lackey. Just thought you might want to know.

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/23/2007 10:43:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		You are correct on the " your" , but dead wrong on the "bitch". Ask Aileen she will tell ya. It's somewhere in this thread.
I am mean, I have it on good authority that I am a sick individual who likes to be mean and not a nice person, nor am I funny or cute. I am one of Level's asshole friends.
So it was written, so it shall be.

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/23/2007 11:41:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot

You are correct on the " your" , but dead wrong on the "bitch". Ask Aileen she will tell ya. It's somewhere in this thread.
I am mean, I have it on good authority that I am a sick individual who likes to be mean and not a nice person, nor am I funny or cute. I am one of Level's asshole friends.
So it was written, so it shall be.

           mbmbn


Nope I'm a Bitch, Aileen is a betch. Does this mean you won't be making scones?

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/24/2007 1:30:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		What a bunch of twats. Useless fucking morons incapable of even the most minor comprehension.

Why? Because there have been several more pages added since I switched off to watch Liverpool vs AC Milan, followed by Platoon, last night. And yet, only two mentions of me since then. I would leave MsP and Emperor out of the description useless fucking morons, since they were the only two to realise that everything is about me and I am the only person here worth talking about, except that their feeble attempts to demonstrate this merit no distinction whatever.

Needless to say, I am very disappointed. Except that in not mentioning me and not acknowledging me to be the centre of the universe, you have all passed the complete fuckwad arsehole test.

E

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/24/2007 1:35:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		Unless you have scones I am totally not talking to you. I believe I mentioned you earlier when I gave Level my definition of twat vs cunt.

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/24/2007 3:33:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		Listen, I wouldnt let a loser like you butter my scones if you were the last person on earth..... and I must admit that what with all the mindless drivel you post I dont bother reading much of anything you say, so I must have missed the cunt vs twat debate, which I dont feel to be any great loss to me.

It seems to me that youre such a useless arsehole that the only course of action thats appropriate for you really is suicide. Mind you, knowing how fucking useless you are, you'd likely fail at that too.

E

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/24/2007 5:39:48 AM   
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Needless to say, I am very disappointed. Except that in not mentioning me and not acknowledging me to be the centre of the universe, you have all passed the complete fuckwad arsehole test.

E


You are disappointed ? Oh my stars, we can't have that now can we.
"centre of the universe" ? Who do you think you are?
Mother Fucking Nature?

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/24/2007 5:45:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		Maybe it's the alignment of the planets...maybe it's the fact that my dog has an upset stomach and woke me up to go outside after I only got 2 hours sleep....but I am feeling like I just have no tolerance, no patience, no desire to beat around the bush or coddle anyone....actually.....I just really want blood. Should I go back to bed or should I just find myself an unknowing volunteer?

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/24/2007 5:49:54 AM   
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You are disappointed ? Oh my stars, we can't have that now can we.
"centre of the universe" ? Who do you think you are?
Mother Fucking Nature?

                              mbmbn


Of course we cant have it! Dont you realise that disappointing me is likely to lead to destruction on a cosmic scale? I have only to wish it, and hurricanes, floods, tornadoes, earthquakes and pestilence will cover the surface of the earth. I have only to desire it, and fire will rain down upon the populace. By by merest whim will plague break out and consume you all.

Now show me some fuckin respect you mortal fools, lest my wrath overcome thee etc.

E

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/24/2007 5:50:13 AM   
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Does this mean you won't be making scones?


What is it with you and  the fucking scones ?  Go ask LadyE to make your scones for you. She seems to think she is the centre of the universe, I'm sure she can find a couple of scones under that rock she climbs out of every morning.

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/24/2007 5:53:02 AM   
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Maybe it's the alignment of the planets...maybe it's the fact that my dog has an upset stomach and woke me up to go outside after I only got 2 hours sleep....but I am feeling like I just have no tolerance, no patience, no desire to beat around the bush or coddle anyone....actually.....I just really want blood. Should I go back to bed or should I just find myself an unknowing volunteer?


Nah, you've come to the right place.

I dont have blood though, being pure spirit. Plenty of people to pick on here though, every one of them an utter twat for whom a good kicking might be a valid medical procedure.

E

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/24/2007 5:54:28 AM   
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Does this mean you won't be making scones?


What is it with you and  the fucking scones ?  Go ask LadyE to make your scones for you. She seems to think she is the centre of the universe, I'm sure she can find a couple of scones under that rock she climbs out of every morning.

                      mbmbn 


An obsession with baked wares is a sure sign of dementia so I heard.

As is mentioning my name in vain.

E

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/24/2007 5:54:58 AM   
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Of course we cant have it! Dont you realise that disappointing me is likely to lead to destruction on a cosmic scale? I have only to wish it, and hurricanes, floods, tornadoes, earthquakes and pestilence will cover the surface of the earth. I have only to desire it, and fire will rain down upon the populace. By by merest whim will plague break out and consume you all.


Lady E....how's your aim? Could you start with all the fucking morons first?

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There are no victims here...only volunteers.

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RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! - 5/24/2007 5:57:19 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
Of course we cant have it! Dont you realise that disappointing me is likely to lead to destruction on a cosmic scale? I have only to wish it, and hurricanes, floods, tornadoes, earthquakes and pestilence will cover the surface of the earth. I have only to desire it, and fire will rain down upon the populace. By by merest whim will plague break out and consume you all.


Lady E....how's your aim? Could you start with all the fucking morons first?


My aim's pretty good, though I dont like to talk about that episode with Sodom and Gamorrah too much, that was one bad shot for sure. I meant to wipe out those goody goody types in the next city over.

I have considered wiping out all the morons, but then I'd have no one to talk to and take the piss out of.

E

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