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LadyEllen -> RE: Lady E's self aggrandizing thread (5/24/2007 8:08:18 AM)
You shouldnt be asking anything of me. You really ought to be in total awe that I deign to be here at all, and in utter gratitude that you havent yet been struck down for your impertinence. How you mortals try my patience. How you bore me with your foolishness. E

mistoferin -> RE: Lady E's self aggrandizing thread (5/24/2007 8:23:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen You shouldnt be asking anything of me. You really ought to be in total awe that I deign to be here at all, and in utter gratitude that you havent yet been struck down for your impertinence. How you mortals try my patience. How you bore me with your foolishness. E yup....I'd say it's right now

Emperor1956 -> RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! (5/24/2007 8:25:33 AM)
quote: LadyEllen: Why? Because there have been several more pages added since I switched off to watch Liverpool vs AC Milan, followed by Platoon, last night. Liverpool? AC Milan? What is that, some faggoty European version of real (American) football? Platoon? What is that? Some faggoty Oliver Stone movie version of real (American) Vietnam war movies, like Apocalypse Now? You are such a wanker (a Brit version of a real American act, like jacking off). love, E. Edited to add: "You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Emperor1956 -> RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! (5/24/2007 8:29:31 AM)
SCONES? scones? What is that, some fagotty wanker Brit talk for real American food, like doughnuts? D'oh! E. WOW. 2 self-references and a pop culture quote in 3 lines? Damn I am good.

KatyLied -> RE: Lady E's self aggrandizing thread (5/24/2007 8:31:25 AM)
quote: How you bore me with your foolishness. You know you love our foolishness.

LadyEllen -> RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! (5/24/2007 8:54:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 quote: LadyEllen: Why? Because there have been several more pages added since I switched off to watch Liverpool vs AC Milan, followed by Platoon, last night. Liverpool? AC Milan? What is that, some faggoty European version of real (American) football? Platoon? What is that? Some faggoty Oliver Stone movie version of real (American) Vietnam war movies, like Apocalypse Now? You are such a wanker (a Brit version of a real American act, like jacking off). love, E. Edited to add: "You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Quite where you get the idea that a mass brawl becomes a sport if the participants wear numbers on their backs, I dont know. I guess it appeals though, for those towards the bottom of the IQ scale. And its only a faggot form of British rugby anyway - our guys dont need helmets and padding to do exactly the same thing. Mind you, rugby is also a stupid game, lacking any requirement for skill or tactics above who is the biggest ape on the field. Your interest in this sport is therefore quite revealing. And Platoon; what a wonderful film, appreciated by the intelligent observer of any culture as such. Featuring many brilliant actors putting in fine performances in a gritty portrayal of a terrible conflict and produced with a fine flair for cinematographic sensibilities, clearly identifiable by anyone with more than half a brain. Your view of this film is therefore also quite revealing. In short then, do yourself a favour and shut the fuck up so that as few people as possible realise what a useless moron you truly are. E

Emperor1956 -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 8:55:34 AM)
hee hee hee hee. And stop stealing my signature, you Brit pansy twat. Or is that twatess? E.

KatyLied -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 8:57:25 AM)
No *Full Metal Jacket* love?

LadyEllen -> RE: Die Motherfuckers Die! (5/24/2007 8:57:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 SCONES? scones? What is that, some fagotty wanker Brit talk for real American food, like doughnuts? D'oh! E. WOW. 2 self-references and a pop culture quote in 3 lines? Damn I am good. whilst I am supreme creator of the universe, I take no responsibility for what you have done with it. and that includes bakery products. If I'd had my way, you'd all be slithering on your bellies eating cockroaches. But even that seems like a waste of cockroaches. E

LadyEllen -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 9:00:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 hee hee hee hee. And stop stealing my signature, you Brit pansy twat. Or is that twatess? E. We've been over this before now, havent we? I am the premier league E on these boards. At best, youre a Sunday afternoon girls under 14s league E. Dont forget again. E

Emperor1956 -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 9:17:20 AM)
actually I liked the movie version of the Shrub's time in the Texas National Guard: Full Dinner Jacket. buh dum bum! Thank you folks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. The best modern war movie? the first 18 minutes of Saving Private Ryan are so incredible, I often can't watch it. Too bad the rest of the movie didn't stand up. And my favorite Vietman movie is probably The Deer Hunter. Yes its slow, yes its a bit preachy, but GOD, can Christopher Walken act? What an incredible movie. Three other great Nam films that should be named right up there with "Full Metal" and "Apocolypse" but usually aren't: Good Morning Vietnam probably captures more about the real-life day to day world of the American grunt. Thid film shows attempts of regular men to cope with inhuman situations in an inhuman war better than any other. Born on the Fourth of July -- the other side of Oliver Stone's war experience? Maybe. A bit heavily directed, but jeeeze, the guy was young. And yes, Tom Cruise CAN act. Best film about returning (white) Vets. and...The Green Berets. Yes, jingoistic, right wing, but two things: 1. it prefigures about 80% of the plot and issues that Platoon and Apocalypse Now revist twenty years later (remember this film was made in 1967). 2. NO movie will better explain what the USA believed about 'Nam when it was happening. All the others show the "horror of war" stuff in retrospective. This movie, with all the "domino theory" crap included, gives you a window into why we were in Vietnam to begin with. E. All that said, don't let "Lady E" hear me, but Platoon is a damn good movie too. Oh God...I'm sorry, I lowered the tone again. Beeeyatch!

Emperor1956 -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 9:19:03 AM)
WRONG. I'm the First E and as far as you are considered, the ONLY E. You may be the little lE. And I like "twatess" It captures parts of you... E

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 9:21:25 AM)
I thought this was the thread for assholes and beatches ???

LadyEllen -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 9:36:52 AM)
Yeah. Emperor is really lifting the tone round here isnt he? What a pratt E

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 9:39:41 AM)
I thooght we deceided emperor was a twat ??

LadyEllen -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 9:54:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 I thooght we deceided emperor was a twat ?? Nah. Twats are useful for some things E

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 9:58:29 AM)
for what ?? being made fun of ??

LadyEllen -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 10:00:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 for what ?? being made fun of ?? Yep. That, and diluting the presence and influence of prats. E

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 10:05:12 AM)
OH I see, said the blind man to the man who could not hear, to the woman would not listen...

LadyEllen -> RE: And NOW its MINE, beeeyatch! (5/24/2007 10:07:07 AM)
careful now HK; youre beginning to make a prat of yourself and we wouldnt want that, now would we? E

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