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Let's Pretend.. - 5/20/2007 1:06:27 PM

TotalDevotion2U

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Let's Pretend

A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At around 1:00 in the morning, he leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea," he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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RE: Let's Pretend.. - 5/25/2007 7:21:01 PM

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Thats funny! ;)

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RE: Let's Pretend.. - 5/25/2007 8:44:54 PM

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