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cornishman -> Need Advice (5/20/2007 3:41:41 PM)

Hello Mistress!!!

Im 22 year old male from Cornwall UK!

Im into self bondage im a little shy and have not got a partner at the moment, i have vaious stuff inc vibrators, restraints, gags, etc

i need to learn what to do with them and for how long etc? is it normal to masturbate and then feel like i dont know why i started today?

if im not ment to masturbate how do i stop myself??? thanks




earthycouple -> RE: Need Advice (5/20/2007 4:18:12 PM)

*SMASH* and another troll hits the wall....



MsCameron -> RE: Need Advice (5/20/2007 4:44:34 PM)

LOL.. I like your humour. Good one.

That's the second time in 10 minutes I almost spit my tea.

MC



MistressDolly -> RE: Need Advice (5/20/2007 5:19:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

*SMASH* and another troll hits the wall....


lol



Unrepentant1 -> RE: Need Advice (5/21/2007 1:42:03 PM)

And you have no partner, no shit sherlock!



amaidiamond -> RE: Need Advice (5/21/2007 1:47:19 PM)

No - God what are you thinking, of course is not ok to Masturbate you idiotic man - as penance You must drive thumbtacks into the soles of your feet and dance naked for an hour repeating the following phrase:

"I must not spank my monkey"

Geeze don't people know anything thses days???



MsCameron -> RE: Need Advice (5/21/2007 2:01:33 PM)

Howling with laughter..

MC



LadyEllen -> RE: Need Advice (5/21/2007 2:07:41 PM)

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ereincornwall -> RE: Need Advice (5/22/2007 6:24:03 AM)

thanks for nothing!



MsKatHouston -> RE: Need Advice (5/22/2007 7:14:17 AM)

Oh are you the OP under a different name now?

So sorry, did we not play into your little fantasy wank thread?  OK I'll answer seriously?

Ok should you masturbate?  Nobody cares.  We just don't want to know about it.
If you should, for how long?  Nobody cares.  We just don't want to know about it.
How do you stop from masturbating?  Step away from the vibe/dildo/toy.  Wear vampire gloves at all times.  Have no fruit pies sitting out on the counter. 



LadyPact -> RE: Need Advice (5/22/2007 7:18:39 AM)

Two words..... Too funny!



MasterCuffsyou -> RE: Need Advice (5/22/2007 7:21:41 AM)

LOL...........chop the salami off boy, problem solved.



Trampler -> RE: Need Advice (5/22/2007 7:22:15 AM)

rotflmao! I couldn't of said it better myself, those replies are too funny, with earthy's reply being the best...



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