CleverAndKnowsIt
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Larry is sitting in a restaurant when he overhears old Betty and Tom. Tom says to Betty "Do you remember forty years ago, we made passionate love for hours on that fence out the back?” Betty says "I could never forget. We were wild, weren't we?” Tom says "Well I still am, let's do it again". After much convincing Betty agrees and they sneak out the back. Larry concerned for their safety (And also a bit of a perv) follows them out and hides where he can watch them. They take off their clothes and go madly at if for hours up against the fence until eventually they both collapse in a heap. Larry can't help himself; he goes up to Tom and shakes his hand. He says "I must say that was amazing, forty years and nothing's changed. I hope that by your age I'm in half the shape you are". Tom says "well, that's not exactly true. Some things have changed; for starters forty years ago that bloody fence wasn't electric".
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An old couple... - 
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