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lilsubl -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 6:52:19 PM)

nah...i think not




dcnovice -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:00:52 PM)

This the thread that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friends.
Some people started posting here,
Not knowing what it was.
They're posting here for forever.
Forever? Yes, because
This is the thread that never ends . . .



DementedGirl -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:08:16 PM)

There was a young vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were long and unstable.
On the night of full moon,
with a rusty spoon,
She would drink herself under the table.



spanxalot15 -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:10:57 PM)

you win!!!!   white flag!!!!

OMG....LMAO

I think I'm gonna throw up



dcnovice -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:13:21 PM)

Me too.



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:19:28 PM)

not me ... I wanna read more



dcnovice -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:21:30 PM)

You asked for it. From the Penguin Book of Homosexual Verse:

A young Harvard man, sweet and tender,
Went off with some friends on a bender.
He came back in three days
In a sexual haze,
No longer quite sure of his gender.



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:25:47 PM)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[sm=banana.gif]



DementedGirl -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:29:43 PM)

There once was a man from Juno,
He said, "Sex, this i do know,
Women are fine,
sheep are divine,
but armadillos are numero uno.



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:30:40 PM)

IIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH[sm=noway.gif]

NEXT



dcnovice -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:33:54 PM)

A hermaphrodite fairy of Kew
Offered boys something new in a screw
For they both looked so sweet
On the front and back seat
Of a bisexual built for two.

(Also from Penguin)



DementedGirl -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:35:13 PM)

There was a young woman named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
Up in North Carolina,
And the rest of poor Alice in Dallas.



lilsubl -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:43:43 PM)

you win!!!

oh, wait...that would be me....



MsPoetress -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:43:54 PM)

O.K. I have to join in:

A man by the name of Ed Harter
Was known as a very loud farter.
What gave him his fame
Was his very odd claim
That excessive gas made him smarter.

~poe



michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:46:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

nice new pic, Michael...


thanks



dcnovice -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:47:25 PM)

Your limericks are great, DG! Are they yours?



dcnovice -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:49:12 PM)

One of my very own, inspired by another thread:

A fabulous domme known as Flo
Said, "I think that it's time I turned pro."
This sparked a long thread
In which many folks said,
"Face it, my dear: You're a ho."



MsPoetress -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:53:08 PM)

lmao [sm=applause.gif]



dcnovice -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 7:56:35 PM)

I'm here all week, folks.

A dom came to CM for a chat.
He perved profiles galore just like that.
He was taken to task
When he ventured to ask,
"So why are the subs all so fat?"



DementedGirl -> RE: I win (5/23/2007 8:18:09 PM)

You didn't capitalize the D in dom!!!!  [sm=m23.gif]
Your going to CollarMe hell.



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