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slaverosebeauty -> RE: I'm number one (5/24/2007 8:30:41 PM)

who needs a vibe when you can have the real thing



michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: I'm number one (5/24/2007 8:30:52 PM)

there once was a lady from china
who's face was stuck to a vagina
she'd huff and she'd puff
and couldn't get enough
and her partner said there's nothing fine-a



dcnovice -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 8:31:50 PM)

Trying to think of more limericks, but I'm having a hard time rhyming "unmentionable."



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 8:33:10 PM)

Who needs the real thing
when you have two hands



dcnovice -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 8:35:06 PM)

Of thread topics this one is a fave:
The difference between sub and slave.
Read one all the way through
Count the times folks say "true,"
Then you'll feel like you need to go lave.



dcnovice -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 8:38:59 PM)

This warm sunny day felt like heaven
Till I looked at my e-mail at seven
My heart dived right down
As I read with a frown,
"You've a message from dear Mod Eleven."



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 8:42:00 PM)

*giggles*
we love you all MOD 11 .........

Well when we don't see you ................

*ducks and runs



imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 8:48:13 PM)

*ok here it comes*...I'm not a true slave becuase i have limits.....



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 8:50:28 PM)

*stands up and raises her hands*

Hi my name is ~greed~
and I do not have the heart of a twue slave.....
I have hard limits......
and I have soft limits.........
Does that make me a lesser person ???



dcnovice -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 8:53:23 PM)

For me, having any part scarred
Is a limit that truly is hard.
For a master who's true,
I might do a tattoo
Can you please make a sketch on this card?

<The last line is lame, but it's the best I could do.>



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 8:56:41 PM)

quit rhyming for a minute and answer my question



pianogirl -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 8:58:29 PM)

nice try harley - but I'm back and I see you :)



lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 9:34:09 PM)

ok i win im last here right now atleast



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 10:03:52 PM)

HA!  you wish



MsPoetress -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 10:12:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

This warm sunny day felt like heaven
Till I looked at my e-mail at seven
My heart dived right down
As I read with a frown,
"You've a message from dear Mod Eleven."


ROFLMFAO! [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]



lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 10:16:02 PM)

ok i win agen and i know not wish LOL :)



TheHeretic -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 10:16:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

This warm sunny day felt like heaven
Till I looked at my e-mail at seven
My heart dived right down
As I read with a frown,
"You've a message from dear Mod Eleven."



        Dear God....  I've had that morning DC.  [;)]



minnetar -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 10:18:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

This warm sunny day felt like heaven
Till I looked at my e-mail at seven
My heart dived right down
As I read with a frown,
"You've a message from dear Mod Eleven."



       Dear God....  I've had that morning DC.  [;)]


lmao Rich noone will win this.

minnetar



MsPoetress -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 10:26:18 PM)

I thought I would share a joke, before going to bed.
 
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

[sm=goodnight.gif]



lilsubl -> RE: Last one to post, wins (5/24/2007 10:28:42 PM)

[sm=applause.gif]



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