RE: I'm number one

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

RE: I'm number one

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: I'm number one

Page: << < prev 20 21 [22] 23 24 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: I'm number one - 5/24/2007 8:30:41 PM

slaverosebeauty

Posts: 1941
Joined: 12/12/2004
From: Cali
Status: offline

who needs a vibe when you can have the real thing

_____________________________

http://slaverosebeauty.livejournal.com/

"Friends live on in our hearts, regardless if they are here or not."

(in reply to HarleyKitty69)

Profile

Post #: 421

RE: I'm number one - 5/24/2007 8:30:52 PM

michaelOfGeorgia

Posts: 4253
Status: offline

there once was a lady from china
who's face was stuck to a vagina
she'd huff and she'd puff
and couldn't get enough
and her partner said there's nothing fine-a

_____________________________

Are we having fun, yet?

(in reply to MsPoetress)

Profile

Post #: 422

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 8:31:50 PM

dcnovice

Posts: 37282
Joined: 8/2/2006
Status: offline

Trying to think of more limericks, but I'm having a hard time rhyming "unmentionable."

_____________________________

No matter how cynical you become,
it's never enough to keep up.

JANE WAGNER, THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF
INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE

(in reply to HarleyKitty69)

Profile

Post #: 423

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 8:33:10 PM

HarleyKitty69

Posts: 4906
Joined: 10/22/2006
Status: offline

Who needs the real thing
when you have two hands

_____________________________

I am who I am
A Sammy to no end

Sarcasm, just another service I provide

.....I am who I am .......

Sammie Service Slave with a Hippie ScooterTrash Attitude

(in reply to dcnovice)

Profile

Post #: 424

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 8:35:06 PM

dcnovice

Posts: 37282
Joined: 8/2/2006
Status: offline

Of thread topics this one is a fave:
The difference between sub and slave.
Read one all the way through
Count the times folks say "true,"
Then you'll feel like you need to go lave.

_____________________________

No matter how cynical you become,
it's never enough to keep up.

JANE WAGNER, THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF
INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE

(in reply to dcnovice)

Profile

Post #: 425

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 8:38:59 PM

dcnovice

Posts: 37282
Joined: 8/2/2006
Status: offline

This warm sunny day felt like heaven
Till I looked at my e-mail at seven
My heart dived right down
As I read with a frown,
"You've a message from dear Mod Eleven."

_____________________________

No matter how cynical you become,
it's never enough to keep up.

JANE WAGNER, THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF
INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE

(in reply to dcnovice)

Profile

Post #: 426

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 8:42:00 PM

HarleyKitty69

Posts: 4906
Joined: 10/22/2006
Status: offline

*giggles*
we love you all MOD 11 .........

Well when we don't see you ................

*ducks and runs

_____________________________

I am who I am
A Sammy to no end

Sarcasm, just another service I provide

.....I am who I am .......

Sammie Service Slave with a Hippie ScooterTrash Attitude

(in reply to dcnovice)

Profile

Post #: 427

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 8:48:13 PM

imthatacheyouhav

Posts: 1259
Joined: 4/16/2007
Status: offline

*ok here it comes*...I'm not a true slave becuase i have limits.....

_____________________________

*if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything*
**collared July 22 2007 by LordKen**

(in reply to HarleyKitty69)

Profile

Post #: 428

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 8:50:28 PM

HarleyKitty69

Posts: 4906
Joined: 10/22/2006
Status: offline

*stands up and raises her hands*

Hi my name is ~greed~
and I do not have the heart of a twue slave.....
I have hard limits......
and I have soft limits.........
Does that make me a lesser person ???

_____________________________

I am who I am
A Sammy to no end

Sarcasm, just another service I provide

.....I am who I am .......

Sammie Service Slave with a Hippie ScooterTrash Attitude

(in reply to imthatacheyouhav)

Profile

Post #: 429

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 8:53:23 PM

dcnovice

Posts: 37282
Joined: 8/2/2006
Status: offline

For me, having any part scarred
Is a limit that truly is hard.
For a master who's true,
I might do a tattoo
Can you please make a sketch on this card?

<The last line is lame, but it's the best I could do.>

_____________________________

No matter how cynical you become,
it's never enough to keep up.

JANE WAGNER, THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF
INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE

(in reply to imthatacheyouhav)

Profile

Post #: 430

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 8:56:41 PM

HarleyKitty69

Posts: 4906
Joined: 10/22/2006
Status: offline

quit rhyming for a minute and answer my question

_____________________________

I am who I am
A Sammy to no end

Sarcasm, just another service I provide

.....I am who I am .......

Sammie Service Slave with a Hippie ScooterTrash Attitude

(in reply to dcnovice)

Profile

Post #: 431

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 8:58:29 PM

pianogirl

Posts: 1329
Joined: 10/13/2006
From: Alberta Canada
Status: offline

nice try harley - but I'm back and I see you :)

_____________________________

pg

"Why is it that the rum is always gone?" Captain Jack Sparrow

(in reply to HarleyKitty69)

Profile

Post #: 432

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 9:34:09 PM

lonlyrossInNeed

Posts: 3144
Joined: 10/8/2005
Status: offline

ok i win im last here right now atleast

_____________________________

To know what pain is hurts the most
pain is not just a wound in your flesh
pain is a dagger in your heart

(in reply to pianogirl)

Profile

Post #: 433

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 10:03:52 PM

sambamanslilgirl

Posts: 10926
Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline

HA! you wish

_____________________________

...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...

...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

(in reply to lonlyrossInNeed)

Profile

Post #: 434

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 10:12:05 PM

MsPoetress

Posts: 1066
Joined: 4/4/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

This warm sunny day felt like heaven
Till I looked at my e-mail at seven
My heart dived right down
As I read with a frown,
"You've a message from dear Mod Eleven."

ROFLMFAO!

_____________________________

~poe

I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad here, it's the fad for many a year, if you think we're crazy my dear, you're right cause I'M mad, YOU'RE mad, we're ALL mad here! - Mad Hatter

(in reply to dcnovice)

Profile

Post #: 435

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 10:16:02 PM

lonlyrossInNeed

Posts: 3144
Joined: 10/8/2005
Status: offline

ok i win agen and i know not wish LOL :)

_____________________________

To know what pain is hurts the most
pain is not just a wound in your flesh
pain is a dagger in your heart

(in reply to MsPoetress)

Profile

Post #: 436

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 10:16:17 PM

TheHeretic

Posts: 19100
Joined: 3/25/2007
From: California, USA
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

This warm sunny day felt like heaven
Till I looked at my e-mail at seven
My heart dived right down
As I read with a frown,
"You've a message from dear Mod Eleven."

Dear God.... I've had that morning DC.

_____________________________

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That's why people with no sense of humor have such an inflated sense of self-importance.

(in reply to dcnovice)

Profile

Post #: 437

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 10:18:15 PM

minnetar

Posts: 1272
Joined: 4/11/2007
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

This warm sunny day felt like heaven
Till I looked at my e-mail at seven
My heart dived right down
As I read with a frown,
"You've a message from dear Mod Eleven."

Dear God.... I've had that morning DC.

lmao Rich noone will win this.

minnetar

(in reply to TheHeretic)

Profile

Post #: 438

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 10:26:18 PM

MsPoetress

Posts: 1066
Joined: 4/4/2006
Status: offline

I thought I would share a joke, before going to bed.

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

< Message edited by MsPoetress -- 5/24/2007 10:28:00 PM >

_____________________________

~poe

I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad here, it's the fad for many a year, if you think we're crazy my dear, you're right cause I'M mad, YOU'RE mad, we're ALL mad here! - Mad Hatter

(in reply to minnetar)

Profile

Post #: 439

RE: Last one to post, wins - 5/24/2007 10:28:42 PM

lilsubl

Posts: 4595
Joined: 2/6/2006
Status: offline

_____________________________

Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife

it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to MsPoetress)

Profile

Post #: 440