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rick1283 -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 1:55:58 PM)
This is probably the best thread on the site.

FukinTroll -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 1:56:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Hmmm... I think I prefer to just take a little slurp of you myself, so that I don't get the information second hand, yanno? [8D] There is currently an opening for a desk girl in my firm. SLURP~ *Troll enterprises has the following openings: Desk girl; the girl that sits under the desk and slurps his Trolliness. HouseMouse: The girl that is going to live in Hawaii year round, barefoot, pregnant and watch tha yungens till he comes home. Travel Slut; the girl that is going to go around the world with him turning all her tattered clothes into quilts for the needy. Must be 18 or older to qualify, void where prohibited, coming to a bridge near you.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 1:58:36 PM)
I'll take that job!

FukinTroll -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 2:08:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead I'll take that job! How are you with say... lock jaw? *Troll enterprises would like to note that nothing going on here at Troll enterprises can be misconstrued for sexual harassment, cuz by signing on you know you are getting fuk'd. Must be 18 years or older to qualify, void where prohibited, coming to a bridge near you.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 2:11:21 PM)
Ummm... do you offer a dental plan? If so, sign me up right now. Who cares about TMJ if I have a dental plan to work that out?

FukinTroll -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 2:12:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Ummm... do you offer a dental plan? If so, sign me up right now. Who cares about TMJ if I have a dental plan to work that out? Yep, got a glass of water sitten right next to me for your teeth. SLURP~

Daddysredhead -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 2:18:18 PM)
OK, I can do that... [sm=bite.gif] [sm=brush.gif]

FukinTroll -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 2:23:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead OK, I can do that... [sm=bite.gif] [sm=brush.gif] DING! Protein shakes are included. SLURP~

Daddysredhead -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 2:53:00 PM)
Awesome! There's a health care plan, too!!! giggles [;)]

FukinTroll -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 2:54:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Awesome! There's a health care plan, too!!! giggles [;)] Yep yep! Course spitting is not allowed. SLURP~

rick1283 -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 3:02:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Awesome! There's a health care plan, too!!! giggles [;)] Yep yep! Course spitting is not allowed. SLURP~ Sounds like a pretty 'green' business to me. The CEO allows for no waste.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 3:03:31 PM)
Waste not, want not... [;)]

FukinTroll -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 3:04:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Waste not, want not... [;)] Yer such a good Trollop. SLURP~

Daddysredhead -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 3:06:19 PM)
Thank you, Mr. Troll [sm=hearts.gif]

FukinTroll -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 3:10:43 PM)
Ya know, since there is no real topic here, lemme ask... How much Troll hate mail do you get? I ask cuz I get/hear from a lot of /s' where D's send them mail warning or hating on me.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 3:13:26 PM)
I get none, FT. People who are smart know that I don't really take direction well, nor do I conform to their thoughts. I'm also a bitch on wheels. Therefore, that would be zero. [;)]

FukinTroll -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 3:15:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead I get none, FT. People who are smart know that I don't really take direction well, nor do I conform to their thoughts. I'm also a bitch on wheels. Therefore, that would be zero. [;)] Good girl... now go do all that stuff you have to do and pretend I am directing you. SLURP~

Daddysredhead -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 3:18:10 PM)
OK... but just this once. [;)] gigglesnorts [:D]

FukinTroll -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 3:22:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead OK... but just this once. [;)] gigglesnorts [:D] lol. You do realize that D's world wide just thuded their heads against their desks, Here comes the hate mail! SLURP~

Daddysredhead -> RE: Last one to post, wins (3/12/2011 3:51:48 PM)
Oh, my dear FT... If they think their balls are bigger than mine, then I have 2 words... "Bring IT!!!" blows smoke rings, eyes narrow, give Cheshire cat grin

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