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Bearlee -> Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... (5/24/2007 7:59:14 AM)
Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... 10) Asking Martha Stewart for "shower fight" tips 09) Meeting with Revlon to market signature delousing spray 08) Looking up recipe for making Cosmopolitans in the toilet 07) Attending Tampa Bay Devil Rays games to get used to solitary 06) Seeking permission to videotape her conjugals 05) No number 5 -- writer too upset by verdict to write a joke 04) Seeing what Prada has in orange jumpsuits 03) I dunno -- getting drunk and acting like a tramp? Seriously, young people -- keep it clean 02) Telling herself, "Heck, 45 days? That's not even a month" 01) Giving guards list of how she likes to be searched Okay... Those are ten; surely YOU have suggestions for the poor fing! b

LightHeartedMaam -> RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... (5/24/2007 9:30:20 AM)
ROFL!! Wonderful. I'd add to them but you already did the best ones :)

Llyren -> RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... (5/24/2007 9:38:45 AM)
11) Making sure hair extensions are extra secure, in case of catfights.

Bearlee -> RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... (5/24/2007 11:29:53 AM)
OMG..... yes! I heard catfights can be rough on a girl's hair!!!

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... (5/24/2007 11:56:49 AM)
12 Wondering if she can have her time videotape for the stupid show of hers

Bearlee -> RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... (5/24/2007 12:21:32 PM)
OMG...priceless! I can see the various episodes: Paris does Mickie Paris scrubs the toilet Paris does Rickie Paris has a Visitor Paris does Mattie Paris Asks for Parole

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... (5/24/2007 2:25:55 PM)
13) starts trying to fingure out how many cigs she can hide up her ass at one time.

Rafters -> RE: Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail... (5/24/2007 7:08:14 PM)
Anybody know Paris's email address? I got some links for her Bottom right panel says it all really. (I so want that t-shirt) http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12052006.shtml http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01122007.shtml http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01112007.shtml You know you're getting old when you don't believe that Santa, the Tooth fairy or Paris Hilton really exist. [:D]

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