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TopinPa -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/26/2007 11:51:47 AM)

The new feature (I think its new) "see who is viewing you" tells me a lot about women that contact me.
I had a woman IM me from here a couple days ago and 2 messages, 1 today and 1 yesterday and none of them viewed my profile.
That problem is not exclusive to woman.




sublizzie -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/26/2007 12:07:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

You feed trolls??!! {shocked}



Feeding trolls can be a lot of fun on a boring afternoon. I don't get many so I don't often have a chance to do it though.




lapresence -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/27/2007 2:55:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

i don't get emails like that either ...then again i get the occasional male sub looking for a Domme in a submissive


I got my first one of those yesterday.  He was in Montreal, I'm in Georgia.  I could so see how that was going to work.  Sad that they are that desperate.  "I like serving submissive women who serve a Dom."  Not to mention that I have utterly no desire in dominating anyone.  What do they not understand about slave (or submissive)? 




lapresence -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/27/2007 4:10:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TopinPa

The new feature (I think its new) "see who is viewing you" tells me a lot about women that contact me.
I had a woman IM me from here a couple days ago and 2 messages, 1 today and 1 yesterday and none of them viewed my profile.
That problem is not exclusive to woman.


That is true.  I've been contacted by females that can't read either.   But I would also point out that you can see some of the profile without showing up on the "Who is Viewing You."  You can see a good portion of what they have written, and a couple of journal entries if you post journal entries.  But you can't see their interest list. 




FullCircle -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/27/2007 4:28:50 PM)

Some people have the opinion that profiles are contrived rubbish and they don’t give an accurate picture of who you are anyway. When the ‘who is viewing me’ feature was introduced someone on the message boards said it was good because he could rewrite his profile if he wasn’t getting many hits. So when faced with someone who is constantly rewriting profiles how much of the original person is left in the profile? This is why so many don’t read them in full anymore as they are too cynical and I don’t know how you fix that. It is a big failure to miss the basic requirements of a person but everyone likes to think they are the exception to the rule I suppose.




stella40 -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/31/2007 6:03:24 AM)

Erm, I don't get it. Please excuse me, it's taken me 2 days so far to read this entire thread (I keep losing my dictionary looking up long words like 'someone' and 'cynical' and 'think') and I haven't had much sleep or eaten anything.

Also please excuse my English, I'm British and didn't go to school much - it was too early in the day and I didn't used to be able to get up in time.

Why do people always complain about stupid people? Why don't they like stupid people? What have they got against stupid people?

I joined Collarme because I thought it was an Internet bank. I saw on the website 'Create free account' so I did, but it took me 4 weeks to work out that I couldn't pay any money in but had to write a profile. This was difficult, it took me another 6 weeks and 4 dictionaries to create a profile. In the end I just made up some sentences which seemed the same as others and put up a couple of photos, like other people do, but not to make the profile look nice, but so I can remember it is my profile (the pictures on my profile look very similar to the ones in my mirror).

I like this whole BDSM thing, and I worked out that BDSM stands for Because Dudes Send Messages. I have a Domme, she's not stupid but very intelligent but she helps me get contact with stupid people. I wrote that I have a Domme on my profile and now many stupid people contact me from all over the world.

A lot of them are like me, they don't understand all the words what is written but they like the pictures and because they like the pictures they must send other people messages (or massages, I can never get the spelling right) too. I like receiving messages from stupid people, because they never write much, sometimes they make mistakes but it is usually always simpler to read than messages from intelligent people. Clueless people are even better, because you can write anything to them.

But why do people complain about receiving messages from stupid people? Why don't they like stupid people? Stupid people are easier to find. A stupid person will always reply to your profile when an intelligent person won't. And stupid people think more than intelligent people. It's a fact. They may not be always successful with their thinking but at least they are trying. They are also more communicative. Again they might not always be successful, but at least they are trying.

My Domme also gets messages from stupid people. Lots of them, and she isn't even stupid. She says there are more and more stupid people on the Internet. And she's right. My Domme is always right. She told me so, and I believe her.

I like stupid people. I like receiving massages from stupid people (or is that messages?) and I think stupid people are unfairly treated by intelligent people.

If you reply to my posting please write slowly so I can understand your words.




dawntreader -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/31/2007 6:07:55 AM)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!![sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]




MissHarlet -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/31/2007 10:37:01 AM)

LOL Stella thanks for the laugh this morning ......I loved it




Halley -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/31/2007 1:31:37 PM)

Stella you slay me! Can I be your Domme? pretty please?




Lordandmaster -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/31/2007 1:39:26 PM)

So let me get this straight.  You're looking for a TPE relationship with a dom who will rock your world, right?  What state are you in, baby?  Oh, and do you like gags?

quote:

ORIGINAL: bliss1

Once again I received a message from a dom who requested information about me.

It states very clearly that I want friends only and seek only online (plus I do wear a collar now.)

Do these men know how most intelligent women feel about men who do not read???




stella40 -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/31/2007 2:20:18 PM)

Of course.. you look exactly like my Domme, and the words on your profile look very similar to her's.. and, you've even got the same nick as my Domme on my profile.

How did you manage that?




Areflectionofyou -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/31/2007 3:58:01 PM)

you have options of not responding or blocking them....wallah  .. problemo solved!!!




Areflectionofyou -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/31/2007 4:00:27 PM)

Now this was hilarious!!!


quote:

ORIGINAL: stella40

Erm, I don't get it. Please excuse me, it's taken me 2 days so far to read this entire thread (I keep losing my dictionary looking up long words like 'someone' and 'cynical' and 'think') and I haven't had much sleep or eaten anything.

Also please excuse my English, I'm British and didn't go to school much - it was too early in the day and I didn't used to be able to get up in time.

Why do people always complain about stupid people? Why don't they like stupid people? What have they got against stupid people?

I joined Collarme because I thought it was an Internet bank. I saw on the website 'Create free account' so I did, but it took me 4 weeks to work out that I couldn't pay any money in but had to write a profile. This was difficult, it took me another 6 weeks and 4 dictionaries to create a profile. In the end I just made up some sentences which seemed the same as others and put up a couple of photos, like other people do, but not to make the profile look nice, but so I can remember it is my profile (the pictures on my profile look very similar to the ones in my mirror).

I like this whole BDSM thing, and I worked out that BDSM stands for Because Dudes Send Messages. I have a Domme, she's not stupid but very intelligent but she helps me get contact with stupid people. I wrote that I have a Domme on my profile and now many stupid people contact me from all over the world.

A lot of them are like me, they don't understand all the words what is written but they like the pictures and because they like the pictures they must send other people messages (or massages, I can never get the spelling right) too. I like receiving messages from stupid people, because they never write much, sometimes they make mistakes but it is usually always simpler to read than messages from intelligent people. Clueless people are even better, because you can write anything to them.

But why do people complain about receiving messages from stupid people? Why don't they like stupid people? Stupid people are easier to find. A stupid person will always reply to your profile when an intelligent person won't. And stupid people think more than intelligent people. It's a fact. They may not be always successful with their thinking but at least they are trying. They are also more communicative. Again they might not always be successful, but at least they are trying.

My Domme also gets messages from stupid people. Lots of them, and she isn't even stupid. She says there are more and more stupid people on the Internet. And she's right. My Domme is always right. She told me so, and I believe her.

I like stupid people. I like receiving massages from stupid people (or is that messages?) and I think stupid people are unfairly treated by intelligent people.

If you reply to my posting please write slowly so I can understand your words.




LaTigresse -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/31/2007 4:00:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slavejali

I just want to know..why don't I get all these emails everyone talks about..i could have so much fun with  them [:)]


New featured needed on CM mail.........the forward e-mail function. [:D]




slaverosebeauty -> RE: Please Read Profiles (5/31/2007 4:04:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sublizzie
quote:

ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty
You feed trolls??!! {shocked}

Feeding trolls can be a lot of fun on a boring afternoon. I don't get many so I don't often have a chance to do it though.


After 1500+ trolls they get old. My patience is gone, I tell them off and move on, the ones that want to fight, oh then its like nirvana, I get REALLY creative, I scare people, lol. I share that stuff with friends and on my 'site' where its safe.




BitchressVictori -> RE: Please Read Profiles (6/2/2007 11:31:36 PM)

I sympathize with you all. Nearly all the messages I get are from stupid, lazy men who clearly have not read My profile and simply have a standard message that they send to all Dommes. It is rather disappointing that, after going to all the effort of describing exactly how I should be contacted, most ignore it. If someone can not be bothered to read My profile, they are clearly not interested in pleasing Me. If they can not follow simple instructions, what use are they to me?

Fortunately, there are few that make the effort and can be afforded the privilege of being allowed to please Me.

Bitchress Victoria





Rayne58 -> RE: Please Read Profiles (6/3/2007 1:00:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bliss1

Once again I received a message from a dom who requested information about me.

It states very clearly that I want friends only and seek only online (plus I do wear a collar now.)

Do these men know how most intelligent women feel about men who do not read???



The last "Dom" who messaged me (one line, "Do you see other Masters?") got an earful from Master - he hasn't written back, I wonder why?? [;)][:D]




Indemnis -> RE: Please Read Profiles (6/5/2007 8:56:28 AM)

Heh.. if you read my profile, it states four or five times between profile/journals that I am COLLARED and owned and in love with my D and all of this really really obvious stuff.. and it's not as if you have to read through some enormous rant to get to this tiny print that says
oh and by the way i am owned.
No, my profile/journals are short and sweet and to the point, but the fact of the matter is you can't get more than a few words without hearing about how wonderful my Daddy is. :P

Now... I STILL get messages from semi-literate male submissives asking to chat!  Can I just ask, WTF!?  How do these people expect to find a playmate or mate when they so obviously do nothing more than happen a glance at pictures?!

End rant, thank you.




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