Einzelganger
Posts: 221
Joined: 4/8/2007 From: Orlando, FL Status: offline
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If you've ever played Grand Theft Auto III, this ad for the Maibatsu Mostrosity explains it all: "Hi, I commute alone on a crowded freeway, so naturally, I needed a car that can seat twelve and is equipped to drive across arctic tundra. It just makes me feel bettah!" And as far as gas mileage goes...most of the purpose-built racecars I race get better gas mileage than a Ford Excursion or anything Hummer makes. So, they're slow, handle like crap, can't even pass a gas station, have a habit of rolling over in accidents, and any sport wagon can haul just as much inside without the performance problems that plauge every SUV. Pretty lame if you ask me. -Einzelgänger
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