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Griswold -> Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/24/2007 4:15:50 PM)

(Sorry....I've just always held this fantasy of owning a major news source...and I thought I'd try out some eye catching headlines....)

And now the news....



philosophy -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/24/2007 5:22:03 PM)

..how about "Dick Cheney ate my lawn mower" for a headline?



Griswold -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/24/2007 5:34:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: philosophy

..how about "Dick Cheney ate my lawn mower" for a headline?


Well, that might work...'cept my lawmower has a thing for weedeaters...and I'm certain he wouldn't go there.



dcnovice -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/24/2007 6:04:52 PM)

It's hard to beat a headline that supposedly appeared in the New York Post: "Headless Man in Topless Bar"



Vendaval -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/24/2007 6:10:08 PM)

Griswold, you are such a tease!  Cowell is notoriously nasty with
his comments and I hoped someone had beat the piss out of him.
 
I like the headlines on the Weekly World News at the super-market check-out stands along the likes of -
 
"Alien Baby Born to 60 Year Old Woman!"
"Woman's Mink Stole Comes Back to Life and Attacks Her!"
"Tiny Bubbles, Minuature UFO's Inside Your Toilet Bowl"
"Diaper Thief Leaves 1,000 Babies with No Place to Go!"    [sm=hair.gif]



philosophy -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/24/2007 6:14:08 PM)

..i love Weekly World News..........everything i know about duck hunters in swamps i learned from that august publication.......hehehehhe



gypsyfirefly -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/24/2007 9:58:57 PM)

Brittany was kidnapped by Head Shaving Aliens, Lindsay May Be NEXT! {**cough** as reported in The Star}

<edited to add the cough .. cuz someone may really believe that *grin*>



OrangeJulius -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/24/2007 10:38:34 PM)

I want to believe



Griswold -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/25/2007 5:19:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Griswold, you are such a tease!  Cowell is notoriously nasty with
his comments and I hoped someone had beat the piss out of him.
 
I like the headlines on the Weekly World News at the super-market check-out stands along the likes of -
 
"Alien Baby Born to 60 Year Old Woman!"
"Woman's Mink Stole Comes Back to Life and Attacks Her!"
"Tiny Bubbles, Minuature UFO's Inside Your Toilet Bowl"
"Diaper Thief Leaves 1,000 Babies with No Place to Go!"    [sm=hair.gif]


Hey!!!!

I don't appreciate this shit...belittling these stories...that story about the alien baby born to the 60 year old woman was true!!!!

(And by the way....I've personally SEEN Batboy)



HydroMaster -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/25/2007 8:27:31 PM)

You know bat boy is still at large right?  I think last I heard he had teamed up with big foot.



slaverosebeauty -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/25/2007 9:56:51 PM)

Big Foot, the Moth Man, Nessie and The Aliens were playing big foot on Easter Island last weekend.



HydroMaster -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/25/2007 9:58:15 PM)

Did the staues come alive and sing too?  That would be a great show to watch.



slaverosebeauty -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/25/2007 10:00:04 PM)

Yep. I got it on dvd. Take care of the 'matter' I contacted you about and the dvd is yours.



HydroMaster -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/25/2007 10:04:33 PM)

matter, matter, matter.....photo comments....no, did that......troll slaying....no, that'll never end...maybe adding big cats to the cruise.....making iguanas extinct......ok, I give up.  Which matter?



slaverosebeauty -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/25/2007 10:07:36 PM)

the one i emailed you about on cm, duh.

{turns on video camera on easter island.... cool they are having a luau.. the wolfman just showed up}



HydroMaster -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/25/2007 10:11:20 PM)

*feverishly sorts through mail*  Don't act like an asshole?.....Don't burn you at the stake?......crap



slaverosebeauty -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/25/2007 10:20:21 PM)

Nevermind. Never send a top to do a slayer's job.


I thought this thread was about Simon?! I like him. He tells it like it is and is honest. I'm in his fanclub.



HydroMaster -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/25/2007 10:21:59 PM)

Nope just for headlines....like, Troll found crushed by own bridge



tulipgoose -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/25/2007 10:30:31 PM)

One I saw once on the front page of a newspaper of a small town was "Two Lawn Geese Stolen From Yard"

Edited to add: The article continued to read: The owners simply ask for their safe return!



HydroMaster -> RE: Simon Cowell said WHAT????!!!!! (5/25/2007 10:35:54 PM)

lol, technically I only took one lawn goose...leave me alone it was college.  My friend JB took the other.  I gave it to my ex-girlfriend Sarah and she still has it....proudly displayed in her koi pond with just it's head sticking out of the water like nessy.



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