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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/30/2007 7:45:58 PM   
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Now let's just let this 'mutha' shrivel up and die. 


LOL!  Is that something you hear from the Dommes around here about your nether parts often?
 
 - pixel  (who just couldn't resist an easy target  )


Now see...

You bastard. 

Pixel, you're a good guy!!  Let's hit the road sometime! 

You know what...I should have apologized to you.  That was my misunderstanding. 

Get on your bike!   



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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/30/2007 8:38:44 PM   
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Now let's just let this 'mutha' shrivel up and die. 


LOL!  Is that something you hear from the Dommes around here about your nether parts often?
 
 - pixel  (who just couldn't resist an easy target  )


Now see...

You bastard. 


LOL!  I'm told I was found on a rock that was located nearby after being left there by a buzzard so who knows... you could easily be correct!  Isn't family fiction fun?


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Pixel, you're a good guy!!  Let's hit the road sometime! 


Thanks for the vote of approval, my dog likes me too!  
 
Happy to hit the road with you, just so long as it's agreed there'll be no road rash involved.


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You know what...I should have apologized to you.  That was my misunderstanding. 


Apology accepted.  Consider it water over the dam.


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Get on your bike!   


Good idea!  Will first want to ask Mistress for permission to take my CB ring off while riding, otherwise it would definitely chafe like hell!    I'm confident she'll agree, although she is a sadist!  Who knows, she may insist I wear a buttplug instead!  Oooh, that would likely chafe as well when pedaling!  Ouch!  I wouldn't want to have to choose between an excrutiatingly sore crotch or brightly red chafed inner asscheeks!  
 
Sigh, I'm sure she'll think of something else to torment me with while riding my bike, aside from the burning in my thighs and oxygen debt I'll feel in my lungs as I get myself back into the saddle again...    
 
 - pixel

Edited to add: I just hope she doesn't want me to tow her in the Burley trailer too!  At least not yet please.  Intervals?  Sorry, I don't remember what those are.   Sprints?  Never heard of 'em!  Time trials?  Oh, those are what Triatheletes do!  Sorry, I can't swim...

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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/30/2007 8:44:33 PM   
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Sigh, I'm sure she'll think of something else to torment me with while riding my bike


If she tells you to ride after removing the saddle from the post, I think that butt plug might actually be a good idea ;-)

Cheers,

Sea

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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/30/2007 8:47:14 PM   
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Sigh, I'm sure she'll think of something else to torment me with while riding my bike


If she tells you to ride after removing the saddle from the post, I think that butt plug might actually be a good idea ;-)

Cheers,

Sea


Good point!  Err... not a sharp one I hope!
 
 - pixel 

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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 3:48:13 AM   
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Sigh, I'm sure she'll think of something else to torment me with while riding my bike


If she tells you to ride after removing the saddle from the post, I think that butt plug might actually be a good idea ;-)

Cheers,

Sea


Wait wait !  you mean to tell me you guys get to use a saddle ? Life`s just not fair some days

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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 7:11:59 AM   
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Sigh, I'm sure she'll think of something else to torment me with while riding my bike


If she tells you to ride after removing the saddle from the post, I think that butt plug might actually be a good idea ;-)

Cheers,

Sea


I'm not that bad...I'm sure i'd let him duct tape the pole so there would be no pointy edges to poke him plus it should hold said buttplug in place better. And as for the cock ring...I think you could replace it with pink ribbons.


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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 7:35:22 AM   
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If he rode naked with the ribbons you could also tie little bells to the ends.  That way they'd stream behind him and ring.  Like the streamers on girls' handle bars.  Now, if only you could find a plug with a little horn...

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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 7:44:01 AM   
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If he rode naked with the ribbons you could also tie little bells to the ends.  That way they'd stream behind him and ring.  Like the streamers on girls' handle bars.  Now, if only you could find a plug with a little horn...


That is where more duct tape comes into play! (Can you tell I love duct tape...my kids call me the duct tape queen.) I think an inflatable buttplug would work best here...that time everytime he squeezed the horn would blow.


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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 7:45:46 AM   
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I think we need to see pictures of this bike ride.  Sounds like more fun than any bike ride I've been on

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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 7:54:52 AM   
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I think we need to see pictures of this bike ride.  Sounds like more fun than any bike ride I've been on


If we can get JIS to put on the pink ribbons with bells now THAT is something that would make a good pic.

Now I have this visual of pixel hitting bumps all day long just to toot his own horn.


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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 8:10:21 AM   
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Sea would have all his pedi supplies in his little pink basket.  I have this image of them doing synchronized right turns using hand signals.  Streamers flying, horns tooting. 

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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 8:37:35 AM   
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And of course their nails would match the pink streamers.

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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 8:40:12 AM   
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yes of course...and the lipstick too

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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 8:41:56 AM   
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Forget the pics...I just plugged in my vid cam to charge it up. This should go on youtube!

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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 8:43:07 AM   
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LOL I can't wait

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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 10:27:15 AM   
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Forget the pics...I just plugged in my vid cam to charge it up. This should go on youtube!


See Joy, I  told you she's a sadist!    It appears she and Ms Kat are likely peas in a pod in that regard.
 
I actually was on a long ride once when a saddle broke and had to finish the ride without it!    Needless to say, I was constantly reminding myself not to try and sit.
 
Streamers from handlebars?  Pink nails?  Hrm... sounds like you want me to ride the bike that belongs to my youngest unmentionable.  Now that would be a sight!  Watching a man who is over 6'2", ride a bike built for a 3' tall female unmentionable (assuming the tires didn't explode) would be quite humorous.  I have no idea where I'd possibly try and put my knees, assuming if I could even lower my ass enough for it to reach the saddle!
 
And the two of you want us to practice syncronized riding as well!  That's a lot to ask for the 1st time riding together, or so it seems to me.  I've not been on a bike this year at all (I know shame on me), but Mistress knows quite well why that hasn't happened. 
 
Joy, I think the only way this thread has any chance of ending soon is if you and I act like "old cranks" and pedal our bikes off into the sunset for a very looonng hot Texas ride, unless of course you're into public humiliation, which could be equally "hot" here in Texas.   
 
I'm just pleased that Mistress made no mention of clothespins in lieu of my CB ring or a buttplug.  Of course that would make for a very short ride anyway.  I'd be out of breath quickly and safety would require it be removed in 20 min anyway.  Unless of course, the ladies were to join us.   Nah, they wouldn't dare do that would they?? 
 
 - pixel

< Message edited by pixelslave -- 5/31/2007 10:31:17 AM >


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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 10:31:41 AM   
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Actually I was thinking about clothespinning your nipples to run more pink streamers from them. Quiet a nice effect if you ask me.

As for joining in...We just might...at least for the entertainment value. And who knows...a slap or two from a paddle or riding crop could just be what the Domme ordered.


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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 10:40:09 AM   
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Ya know...I will be in Dallas fairly soon.  Maybe y'all can put on a bike riding demo ;)

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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 10:41:10 AM   
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Ya know...I will be in Dallas fairly soon.  Maybe y'all can put on a bike riding demo ;)



Hrm...hopefully it will be while I visit as well. So much fun to be had at their expense!


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RE: To Mistress Dolly - A Public Apology - 5/31/2007 10:44:02 AM   
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oooohhhhh plans plans


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