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Kiaban -> Classic sub profile (5/18/2005 9:38:46 AM)
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Now we all have had fun with out-there dom profiles and first hng emails of "kneel bitch and give me your phone number now"..classy opening line.
Well turn about is fair play so here is how some subby profiles read and in brackets should read.
"I am a total slave looking for a REAL master who knows what he wants and how to get it [namely begging me for it]. He MUST be tall, dark , handsome and finantually stable [see loaded to the gills]. He must understand and treasure my gift of submission [see be thankful I even look in his direction].He must own his own dungeon in the bottom of his mansion/ranch in the northern california hills, where his man servant will be my personal bitch.If you think you qualify send a 12 page dissertation on what you would do to me [not who you are I don't give a shit] and include photos of what activities we would do [I am all out of masterbation material]. with your resume. You must be within 6 months of my age or very old with severe and terminal health problems [copies of medical report appriciated]."
I am not bitter, we tease about doms so take it for what it is, having fun..or dont and flame away I don't mind=)
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