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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/18/2007 8:28:19 PM)

you're the one who's centuries older than me ...i'm still a baby compared to you



KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/18/2007 8:31:23 PM)

sigh. and you're nowhere near old enough to get out a rise out of me with pathetic statements like that. better luck next time, little baby [:D]



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/18/2007 8:41:30 PM)

hehe  - at least i look way better than those wrinkles and crow's feet you have there



KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/18/2007 8:43:02 PM)

lol, that's the nice thing about excess weight, erases wrinkles! settle little petal, one day you'll be as good as this Angel [:)]



beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/18/2007 8:44:48 PM)

Anyone care for a cupcake?



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/18/2007 8:59:55 PM)

i've already achieved that milestone before you did, sis, without getting old like you  *razzzz*



KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/18/2007 9:03:32 PM)

yes, dear little cupcake, if it makes you feel better to think that, you may...



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/18/2007 9:11:52 PM)

*bitchslap*  go to school, sis!



beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/19/2007 3:55:53 AM)

*ding ding ding ding ding ding*
Attention passengers, this is the temp CD announcing that the dining room is now open for breakfast. Please remember that it is clothing optional though the serving wenches and male wait staff will be wearing aprons. Health regulations and all that. Thank You for your patience. Over and Out.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/19/2007 4:01:43 AM)

ow ...my aching eyes ....papa, did it need to be so large




sincere apologies Pink Floyd for that last sentence



KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/19/2007 4:15:34 AM)

all the better for you to see, my little cupcake



beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/19/2007 4:20:44 AM)

To all those passengers who where still sound asleep, sorry for the enthusiasm. I am new at this job and still have very very much to learn. It seems our last cruise director is vacating her post becasue she's recently been chosen to be the newest bride to some Nirobian Prince and will be leaving for parts unknown to bear his litter of children.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/19/2007 4:24:42 AM)

LMAO ...you mean my white knight in shining armor with his long blondely locks whipping in the winds as he rides his noble steed to rescue this fair dasmel in distress from highest yond tower away from the mean old wicked witch ....to journey across many lands to his castle and kingdom where i shall a treasured princess and then queen among all that he surveys ....and we shall live happily ever after - the end


oh btw, passengers, i didn't abandon the job ...in fact i haven't officially quit!  so get out of my office!!!



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/19/2007 4:25:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

all the better for you to see, my little cupcake

remind me to have the Dungeon Master flog yer Aussie bum later



beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/19/2007 4:33:38 AM)

I hate to beak the news sambasis, but your knight in shining armour is a flaming drag queen!



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/19/2007 4:37:33 AM)

he is NOT!!   those rumors are so untrue - he's the straightest arrow ever  *swats bear's ass*



beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/19/2007 4:42:00 AM)

Uh HUH! Seems to me that arrow is quite crooked from where I see it!



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/19/2007 4:44:27 AM)

you're the one starting these rumors!!  he's not crooked ...he's not a flaming drag queen - he's my white knight in shining armor  ...you're just jealous that he didn't pick you   *razzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*



KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/19/2007 4:44:35 AM)

*feels up arrow* hmmmm seems a bit of a kink right... here... otherwise, nice and firm! [;)]



beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (9/19/2007 4:47:24 AM)

Sorry to say but I'm not into blondes. Besides, I prefer my men to be tall, dark and rugged. You know, the bad boy rebel type!  <weg>



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