RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2

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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/11/2007 6:55:19 AM)
swats sappa's ass NO ONE is selling or autioning or renting me!! NO ONE!!

sappatoti -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/11/2007 7:01:20 AM)
Honey, my ass is so big, and so padded, you may swat away all you'd like. :) It still doesn't stop me from thinking on the logitstics of a sale. ;)

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/11/2007 7:07:35 AM)
grabs SUPER SIZE paddle to SMACK sappa's ass with

sappatoti -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/11/2007 7:17:06 AM)
Oooh... I'm scared... Besides, such a super-sized paddle has a much larger surface area that tends to collect and generate a high pressure "pillow" of air in front of it as it flies through the air, thereby making rendering the intimidation factor of its large size inert. [sm=tongue.gif]

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/11/2007 7:20:35 AM)
smart ass, she mumbles

beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/11/2007 7:37:31 AM)
ATTENTION PASSENGERS....As a special treat for all our passengers, there will be an auction on the Lido deck this afternoon. We will be auctioning off the complete services of our dear Cruise Director. Make sure you bring plenty of cash and/or valuables for the sale. All proceeds generated from this event will be donated to Bear's retirement fund.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/11/2007 7:40:22 AM)
OH HELL NO!!! your retirement fund??!?! LMAO

beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/11/2007 7:41:37 AM)
Damn right, I want to retire on a tropical island and be surrounded by at least a dozen hot, hunky, hairy rugged men! weg

KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/11/2007 7:42:46 AM)
counts out my bubblegum sticks...

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/11/2007 7:49:56 AM)
don't even think about it, sister! smacks her ass

sappatoti -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/11/2007 8:11:55 AM)
Hmm... I wonder what else I might use as a bid ...

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/11/2007 8:26:02 AM)
locks self inside her cabin suites auctioning me off for his retirement fund - bastard!

beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/12/2007 8:29:46 AM)
heads to the PA system and flicks switch testing...testing..."screech"...oops sorry about that folks...ATTENTION fellow passengers.....beginning later this evening, we will be having a charity auction.Upon on the block is our ever illustrious Cruise Director, who has ungracuiously allowed me to auction/rent her invaluable services to the highest bidder. The auction will end after all bids have been submitted and verified they are legit. All proceeds will be put towards a retirement fund for your ever lovable Bear...This ends another broadcast from the sponsors from HydroCo.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/12/2007 9:12:09 AM)
HAHAHAHAHA NO AUCTIONING/RENTING ME!!!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/14/2007 6:48:02 AM)
hehehe - no auction yet <weg> sets course for Australia for some summer fun

pahunkboy -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/14/2007 6:49:20 AM)
^ paddles around in ocean in a life boat- from the island ^

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/14/2007 6:52:21 AM)
welcome aboard, PA, on the fun cruise to nowhere want a tropical drink? how about a massage?

pahunkboy -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/14/2007 6:54:25 AM)
oh cool! yes- make it a double!!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/14/2007 7:17:36 AM)
claps hands oh cabana boys! make my friend a double ...and iced mocha chocolate with double expresso for me

pahunkboy -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (10/14/2007 7:19:49 AM)
what is a cabana boy?

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