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sappatoti -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/30/2008 4:58:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

oops, relax, I'll fix that as soon as I get back from checking a few things across the galaxy. Be back asap.


[... sensing the ship no longer moving through water ... no longer hearing the bow slice through the wavelets ... watching as the bow-end of the state room stretches forward into a swirling infinity ... believing that I've experienced this before ... if only I could remember ... if only ...]




Aylee -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/30/2008 5:14:50 PM)

THE SWIRLING VORTEX OF TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/30/2008 6:08:46 PM)

not again ...didn't we do a vortex trip on this cruise recently?




nursygirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/30/2008 6:41:35 PM)

maybe this is the "Twice Around the Block" cruise?????




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/30/2008 6:45:18 PM)

*cues Twilight Zone theme*




beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/30/2008 7:01:57 PM)

Jeez...what did you expect with me around? 




Aylee -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/30/2008 8:52:28 PM)

I was thinking of the. . .


Bloody-Bun




nursygirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 7:40:22 AM)

*a quiet chant is heard from below the decks, gradually becoming louder and louder......................*

kill the bear kill the bear kill the bear kill the bear kill the bear kill the bear kill the bear




beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 7:48:23 AM)

....at the sound of the chanting....a fog appears and is drawn towards the lower decks....begins glowing a crimsom color....seeking....searching....




Aylee -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 1:27:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

....at the sound of the chanting....a fog appears and is drawn towards the lower decks....begins glowing a crimsom color....seeking....searching....

I am capable of rearranging the fundamental building blocks of the universe in under six seconds with enough time left over to move 30 feet.  I am capable of manipulating matter and energy on a subatomic level by speaking.  A mere flick of my finger is sufficient to alter the gravitational pull of the planet.  I shelve physics texts under “Fiction” in my personal library!  I consider the Laws of Thermodynamics loose guidelines at best!  In short I am grasping the reins of the universe’s carriage, and every morning I wake up, look to the heavens, and shout, “Giddy up, boy!”  You may never grasp the complexities of what I do, but at least have the courtesy to feign something other than slack-jawed oblivion in my presence.  I, sir, am a wizard, and I break more natural laws before breakfast than of which you are even aware!




beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 2:29:22 PM)

But my dear, I am the essence of of Thermodynamics. HAHAHAHA  that's all, just affecting gravity? As one who walks the realms, I am more aware then you can ever imagine my dear.




Aylee -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 2:37:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

But my dear, I am the essence of of Thermodynamics. HAHAHAHA  that's all, just affecting gravity? As one who walks the realms, I am more aware then you can ever imagine my dear.



Thrice curse those realms!  It's almost like the universe is trying to deliberately force some form of arbitrary equality between those of us who can reshape matter with our thoughts and those who cannot.




nursygirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 3:18:34 PM)

*bows low to the magnificant Aylee* ............................... perhaps I require a spanking for think that you were merely a woman not a  Goddess




lusciouslips19 -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 3:26:50 PM)

Anyone know where I can score that really good blackmarket Dramamine?




Aylee -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 3:27:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: nursygirl

*bows low to the magnificant Aylee* ............................... perhaps I require a spanking for think that you were merely a woman not a  Goddess


I think I feel an evilgasm coming on!




nursygirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 3:28:09 PM)

try cabin 1760 on the Lido deck




nursygirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 3:29:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: nursygirl

*bows low to the magnificant Aylee* ............................... perhaps I require a spanking for think that you were merely a woman not a  Goddess


I think I feel an evilgasm coming on!


Wonderful!  Maybe if my ass hurst it will distract me from the pain in my head




Aylee -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 5:29:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: nursygirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: nursygirl

*bows low to the magnificant Aylee* ............................... perhaps I require a spanking for think that you were merely a woman not a  Goddess


I think I feel an evilgasm coming on!


Wonderful!  Maybe if my ass hurst it will distract me from the pain in my head


Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?




lusciouslips19 -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 6:52:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: nursygirl

try cabin 1760 on the Lido deck


Score![sm=banana.gif]

Now, Just bide my time til I can meet a dark mysterious stranger,[:)]




beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 8:04:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

But my dear, I am the essence of of Thermodynamics. HAHAHAHA  that's all, just affecting gravity? As one who walks the realms, I am more aware then you can ever imagine my dear.



Thrice curse those realms!  It's almost like the universe is trying to deliberately force some form of arbitrary equality between those of us who can reshape matter with our thoughts and those who cannot.


Ahhhh  little one, you are starting to understand! Yes, we who walk the realms are cursed




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