Aylee -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (1/31/2008 1:27:20 PM)
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild ....at the sound of the chanting....a fog appears and is drawn towards the lower decks....begins glowing a crimsom color....seeking....searching.... I am capable of rearranging the fundamental building blocks of the universe in under six seconds with enough time left over to move 30 feet. I am capable of manipulating matter and energy on a subatomic level by speaking. A mere flick of my finger is sufficient to alter the gravitational pull of the planet. I shelve physics texts under “Fiction” in my personal library! I consider the Laws of Thermodynamics loose guidelines at best! In short I am grasping the reins of the universe’s carriage, and every morning I wake up, look to the heavens, and shout, “Giddy up, boy!” You may never grasp the complexities of what I do, but at least have the courtesy to feign something other than slack-jawed oblivion in my presence. I, sir, am a wizard, and I break more natural laws before breakfast than of which you are even aware!
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