Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest

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IEvolve -> Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 11:59:19 AM)
The Washington Post supposedly ran a contest to take the most romantic greeting card line and combine it with the worst. A few examples are.... Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. -or- I see your face when I am dreaming, That's why I always wake up screaming. Let's see what this august body can do to improve on the theme.....

MsPoetress -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 12:00:42 PM)
Violets are Blue, Roses are Red You better be my Valentines, Or I will shoot you in the head.

MercilessMarcy -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 12:08:20 PM)
Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm violent after dinner, How about you?

shyinini -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 12:08:35 PM)
whats love got to do with it just get a grip !

shyinini -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 12:10:08 PM)
i spy, you spy looking at you makes me cry !

IEvolve -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 12:13:55 PM)
Violets are blue, Roses are red. The only way I'm fucking you, Is if you leave that bag on your head.

MsPoetress -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 12:16:06 PM)
Thanks for the wine Thanks for the dine and many thanks for the 69. Let's do it again sometime.

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 12:45:37 PM)
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole

Mikal -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 1:56:17 PM)
You'll never get hemorrhoids.... ... 'cause you're such a PERFECT asshole!

IEvolve -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 1:58:29 PM)
I see your face at night when dreaming.... ...that's why always I wake up screaming.

GoddessKai -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 2:03:27 PM)
I think you're wonderful... ... but your mother is better in bed.

Mikal -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 2:19:27 PM)
You've been bad, so here's the scoop... ... all you get this Holiday is Snowman poop! (I actually recieved this card. Gotta love family eh? They tell it like it is grins)

domiguy -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 2:31:26 PM)
I'm not good at long term commitments So I asked the Lord He said, "Try looking for woman in cancer wards."

MsPoetress -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 2:32:34 PM)
Love is in the air... and your legs will be too, later tonight. Happy Valentine's Day!

Mikal -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 2:36:23 PM)
I know that all you wanted was a nice, thick, manly bit tonight... ... unfortunately, all the store has was domidong. Enjoy the "." (the "." is a spec of something...)

IEvolve -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 4:52:44 PM)
Life was great. Life was swell. Then I met you and it went straight to hell.

MsPoetress -> RE: Best/Worst Greeting Cards Contest (5/27/2007 5:02:53 PM)
I miss you my darling, my lover Well.... let's be honest. I really only miss your brother.

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