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For all of you from Texas - 5/27/2007 1:44:38 PM

MJ2006

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A friend from Waco (which means we ain't comin out) sent me this
HOW GREAT IS TEXAS??!!!
Here is a list of actual places to travel in Texas.

Need to be cheered up?

      Happy, Texas 79042
      Pep, Texas 79353
      Smiley, Texas 78159
      Paradise, Texas 76073
      Rainbow, Texas 76077
      Sweet Home, Texas 77987
      Comfort, Texas 78013
      Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?

      Sun City, Texas 78628
      Sunrise, Texas 76661
      Sunset, Texas 76270
      Sundown, Texas 79372
      Sunray, Texas 79086
      Sunny Side, Texas 77423

Want something to eat?

      Bacon, Texas 76301
      Noodle, Texas 79536
      Oatmeal, Texas 78605
      Turkey, Texas 79261
      Trout, Texas 75789
      Sugar Land, Texas 77479
      Salty, Texas 76567
      Rice, Texas 75155

      And top it off with:

      Sweetwater, Texas 79556

Why travel to other states?
Texas has them all!

       Detroit, Texas 75436
       Colorado City, Texas 79512
       Denver City, Texas 79323
       Nevada, Texas 75173
       Memphis, Texas 79245
       Miami, Texas 79059
       Boston, Texas 75570
       Santa Fe, Texas 77517
       Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
       Reno, Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country?
Don't bother buying a plane ticket!
       Athens, Texas    75751
       Canadian, Tex as 79014
       China, Texas 77613
       Egypt, Texas 77436
       Turkey, Texas 79261
      London, Texas 76854
       New London, Texas 75682
       Paris, Texas 75460

No need to travel to Washington D.C.

        Whitehouse, Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!

        Earth, Texas 79031

And a city named after our State!

        Texas City, Texas 77590

Exhausted?

        Energy, Texas 76452

Cold?

        Blanket, Texas 76432

        Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?

       Santa Anna, Texas
       Goliad, Texas
       Alamo, Texas
       Gun Barrel City , Texas

Need Office Supplies?

      Staples, Texas 78670

Men are from Mars, woman are from

        Venus, Texas 76084

You guessed it..it's on the state line..

        Texline, Texas 79087

For the kids..

        Kermit, Texas 79745
        Elmo, Texas 75118
        Nemo, Texas 76070
        Tarzan, Texas 79783
        Winnie, Texas 77665
        Sylvester, Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas , to make you smile.... :

        Frognot, Texas 75424
        Bigfoot, Texas 78005
        Hogeye, Texas 75423
        Cactus, Texas 79013
        Notrees, Texas 79759
        Best, Texas 76932
        Veribest, Texas 76886
        Kickapoo, Texas 75763
        Dime Box, Texas
        Telephone, Texas 75488
        Telegraph, Texas 76883
        Whiteface, Texas 79379
        Twitty, Texas 79079

And last but not least.

The Anti-Al Gore City

         Kilgore, Texas 75662

Have a Good Day!

P.S. Whoops, left out

         Muleshoe
         Cut n Shoot
         Hoop And Holler
         Ding Dong,

and don't forget......

         Farewell , Texas

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RE: For all of you from Texas - 5/27/2007 2:57:22 PM

mastercreeker

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Gee Whiz, Y'all got Hell, Michigan beat all to well......hell chuckles

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RE: For all of you from Texas - 5/27/2007 5:25:19 PM

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been throuhg cut n shoot, texas and if ya blink ya would miss it...(former wacko (waco) resident) hehe

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RE: For all of you from Texas - 5/27/2007 5:37:13 PM

DrkJourney

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ORIGINAL: mastercreeker

Gee Whiz, Y'all got Hell, Michigan beat all to well......hell chuckles

yep, now we have old Ted that lives around Waco...causing quite a stir with the old folks.....lol

former waco person here as well....nothing to cheer about...lol

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RE: For all of you from Texas - 5/28/2007 6:49:40 PM

Saratov

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Born in Waco (that could explain a few things), at least none of those places changed their name for a tv show.... Truth or Concequenses(sp), NM.

Of course there was a place called Lantern Butts[because of the way some hills looked] but when the women arrived... they made the men change the name to something more "civilized" sooo, it became Lampasses.