Woman Wearing Vibrating Panties Passes Out While Shopping

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darkinshadows -> Woman Wearing Vibrating Panties Passes Out While Shopping (5/20/2005 1:13:43 PM)
The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of “most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever”. According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea. The Register *The Sun*

SmilinFSub -> RE: Woman Wearing Vibrating Panties Passes Out While Shopping (5/20/2005 1:20:04 PM)
embarrassing? hah... i am reaching for my credit card. :)

darkinshadows -> RE: Woman Wearing Vibrating Panties Passes Out While Shopping (5/20/2005 1:25:42 PM)
Ya mean - ya havent got a pair already? [sm=lol.gif] Peace and Love

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Woman Wearing Vibrating Panties Passes Out While Shopping (5/20/2005 2:00:50 PM)
She's just silly... Any woman (good shopper) knows that the excitement of getting awesome sale prices for things you want should not be combined with excitement of cumming, or it would be overwelming.. [:D] M

Lordandmaster -> RE: Woman Wearing Vibrating Panties Passes Out While Shopping (5/20/2005 2:02:03 PM)
Who would have guessed that anything interesting ever happens in Swansea?

onceburned -> RE: Woman Wearing Vibrating Panties Passes Out While Shopping (5/20/2005 3:16:38 PM)
quote: Thanks to all those members of the neoLuddite Resistance Army who have written in to suggest that this is in fact another manifestation of the Rise of the Machines™. The elimination of the female of the species through vibrating panties? It's a chilling thought, but what a way to go... LOL

SmilinFSub -> RE: Woman Wearing Vibrating Panties Passes Out While Shopping (5/20/2005 4:18:45 PM)
That is soooo funny and true! Shopping and self-satisfaction @ the same time will put any woman into over load. God, I thought drive thrus made my day! I need to get out more.

proudsub -> RE: Woman Wearing Vibrating Panties Passes Out While Shopping (5/20/2005 8:02:20 PM)
LOL love it.[sm=lol.gif]

SirKenin -> RE: Woman Wearing Vibrating Panties Passes Out While Shopping (5/21/2005 12:56:22 AM)
Ummm. Those are tabloids... I know for sure that the Register is nothing more than sattire, and they quoted the Sun tabloid... Funny stuff some of it, too, but not to be believed. [8D]

fourpeas -> RE: Woman Wearing Vibrating Panties Passes Out While Shopping (5/21/2005 2:17:16 PM)
HAHAHAHA... Goodness I have a hard enough time controlling what are known as "shoegasms" or orgasms over new makeup collection... all the ladies are right!!! it's too much for a gal to handle, sale prices, and a vibrator!

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